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Old 06-07-06, 01:00 PM   #1
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Default Dilemma

Not sure if this has been here before. If so it can be deleted.

Scenario:
You are driving in a car at a constant speed. On your left side is a
sheer drop and on your right side is a fire engine
traveling at the same speed as you.
In front of you is a galloping pig which is the same size as your car
and you cannot overtake it.
Behind you is a helicopter flying at ground level. Both the giant pig
and the helicopter are also traveling at the same speed as you.
What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?

















Answer:
Get off the children's Merry Go Round, you're drunk.
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Old 06-07-06, 01:03 PM   #2
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Beenz
Not sure if this has been here before.
I am. It has :P
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Old 06-07-06, 01:11 PM   #3
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Ahh OK, sorry. I think a mod has to delete the thread. I don't think I can
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Old 06-07-06, 01:15 PM   #4
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dont bother - i aint seen it
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Old 06-07-06, 01:29 PM   #5
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I thought it was funny!
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Old 06-07-06, 04:20 PM   #6
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My answer before I scrolled down was-----Complain to your drug dealer.
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Old 07-07-06, 03:56 PM   #7
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LOL - I wss actually trying to work out my answer before i scrolled down!! What a donkey I am!!!
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Old 07-07-06, 04:23 PM   #8
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I thought Merry go rounds usually go anti clockwise.
Therefore the sheer drop would be on your right hand side, no?
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