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06-07-06, 01:00 PM | #1 |
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Dilemma
Not sure if this has been here before. If so it can be deleted.
Scenario: You are driving in a car at a constant speed. On your left side is a sheer drop and on your right side is a fire engine traveling at the same speed as you. In front of you is a galloping pig which is the same size as your car and you cannot overtake it. Behind you is a helicopter flying at ground level. Both the giant pig and the helicopter are also traveling at the same speed as you. What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation? Answer: Get off the children's Merry Go Round, you're drunk. |
06-07-06, 01:03 PM | #2 | |
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Re: Dilemma
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06-07-06, 01:11 PM | #3 |
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Ahh OK, sorry. I think a mod has to delete the thread. I don't think I can
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06-07-06, 01:15 PM | #4 |
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dont bother - i aint seen it
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06-07-06, 01:29 PM | #5 |
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I thought it was funny!
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06-07-06, 04:20 PM | #6 |
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My answer before I scrolled down was-----Complain to your drug dealer.
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07-07-06, 03:56 PM | #7 |
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LOL - I wss actually trying to work out my answer before i scrolled down!! What a donkey I am!!!
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07-07-06, 04:23 PM | #8 |
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I thought Merry go rounds usually go anti clockwise.
Therefore the sheer drop would be on your right hand side, no? |
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