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Idle Banter For non SV and non bike related chat (and the odd bit of humour - but if any post isn't suitable it'll get deleted real quick). There's also a "U" rating so please respect this. Newbies can also say "hello" here too. |
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30-08-06, 10:34 AM
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Red tomatoes
A beautiful woman loved growing vegetables, but couldn't seem to get her tomatoes to turn red. One day, while taking a stroll, she came upon a gentlemen neighbour who had the most beautiful garden full of huge red tomatoes.
The woman asked the gentlemen, "What do you do to get your tomatos so red?" The gentlemen responded, "Well, twice a day I stand in front of my tomato garden and expose myself, and my tomatoes turn red from blushing so much." Well, the woman was so impressed, she decided to try doing the same thing to her tomato garden to see if it would work. So twice a day for two weeks she exposed herself to her garden hoping for the best. One day the gentlemen was passing by and asked the woman, "By the way, how did you make out? Did your tomatoes turn red?" "No" she replied, "but my cucumbers are enormous". |
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30-08-06, 11:13 AM
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disgusting, not funny at all, my estimation of you has just gone down,
 Daryl. p.s . any more like that. |
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30-08-06, 12:32 PM
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30-08-06, 12:43 PM
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PMSL!!!! That's a cracker!!!
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30-08-06, 12:46 PM
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Very good...now what about the Tarzan one you pm'd me
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30-08-06, 12:51 PM
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30-08-06, 12:57 PM
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funny
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30-08-06, 12:59 PM
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30-08-06, 01:07 PM
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30-08-06, 01:39 PM
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