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Old 18-09-06, 04:23 PM   #1
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The Knob

A woman in her fifties went to a plastic surgeon for a facelift. The
surgeon told her about a new procedure called "The Knob," where a small
knob is placed on the top of a woman's head and can be turned to tighten up
her skin to produce the effect of a brand new facelift. Of course the woman
wanted "The Knob."

Over the course of the years, the woman tightened the knob and the effects
were wonderful. The woman remained young looking and vibrant.
After fifteen years, the woman returned to the surgeon with two problems.
"All of these years, everything has been working just fine. I have turned
the knob many times and have been very pleased with the results. But now,
I've developed two annoying problems:
First, I have these terrible bags under my eyes and the knob won't get rid
of them."

The doctor looked at her closely and said, "Those aren't bags, those are
your breasts."

She said, "Well, I guess there's no point in asking about the goatee!"
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Old 18-09-06, 04:54 PM   #2
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Old 18-09-06, 05:03 PM   #3
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Am i alone in thinking that I might have head this one a few times on herebefore?
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Old 18-09-06, 07:34 PM   #4
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Am i alone in thinking that I might have head this one a few times on herebefore?
Maybe just a couple tho
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Old 18-09-06, 09:15 PM   #5
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well sorry, I dont spend my life here so I must have missed it. Just though I will share it
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Old 19-09-06, 07:26 AM   #6
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well sorry, I dont spend my life here so I must have missed it. Just though I will share it
Ahh, just ignore them, I thought it was funny
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Old 19-09-06, 07:33 AM   #7
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Jabba - you must have heard every joke going!

I thought it was very good!
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Old 19-09-06, 07:40 AM   #8
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Thanks guys. I will wait at least couple of weeks before posting it again
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