homers words of wisdom

Operator! Give me the number for 911!


Oh, so they have internet on computers now!


Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!


Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.


I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman.


Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.


Well, it's 1 a.m. Better go home and spend some quality time with the kids.


Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene.'


Marge, don't discourage the boy! Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals! Except the weasel.


Doughnuts. Is there anything they can't do?


You know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have to read the manual and press the right buttons.


Lisa, if you don't like your job you don't strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way.

yep that just about sum's me up.

Originally Posted by kwak zzr

yep that just about sum's me up.

that reminds me of a quote from, imho, one really funny movie, Groundhog Day:

Phil: What would you do if you were stuck in one place and every day was exactly the same, and nothing that you did mattered?
Ralph: That about sums it up for me.


Basically, my life.

Originally Posted by hovi5

Operator! Give me the number for 911!


Oh, so they have internet on computers now!


Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!


Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.


I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman.


Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.


Well, it's 1 a.m. Better go home and spend some quality time with the kids.


Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene.'


Marge, don't discourage the boy! Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals! Except the weasel.


Doughnuts. Is there anything they can't do?


You know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have to read the manual and press the right buttons.


Lisa, if you don't like your job you don't strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way.

And for just one second I thought you were going to refer to the greek philosopher, Homer who wrote the Iliad and the Oddysey