Scouse Eggs - Joke - SV650.org

10-10-06, 09:14 AM

Two Scousers are riding along the M62 from Manchester to Liverpool on a motorbike. They break down and start hitching a lift.

A friendly trucker stops to see if he can help and the scousers ask him for a lift.

He tells them that he has no room in the wagon as he is carrying 20,000 bowling balls but will take a look at the bike for them. He tries everything he knows but is unable to repair it.

Time is getting on now and he's late for his delivery so he tells the scousers he has to leave. The scousers put it to the driver that if they can manage to fit in the back with the 20,000 bowling balls, will he take them, so he agrees.

They manage to squeeze themselves and their motorbike into the back of the wagon so the driver shuts the doors and gets off on his way.

By this time he is really late and so puts his foot down. Sure enough PC Plod of Greater Manchester Police pulls him up for speeding. The good officer asks the driver what he is carrying to which he replies with sarcasm "Scouse eggs".

The policeman obviously doesn't believe this so wants to take a look.
He opens the back door and quickly shuts it and locks it. He rushes back to his cruiser and gets onto his radio and calls for immediate backup from as many officers as possible. The dispatcher asks what emergency he has that he requires so many officers??

I've got a wagon with 20,000 Scouse eggs in it - 2 have already hatched and the feckers have managed to nick a motorbike already!!!!

Well, it tickled me...

10-10-06, 09:19 AM

Put a smile on my face this morning.

What's the difference between a Scouser and Batman.............

..............Batman can go out without Robin.

10-10-06, 09:54 AM

lol

pretty funny

Spiderman · 10-10-06, 04:45 PM

Both pretty good. If you're not a scouser that is

10-10-06, 04:49 PM

10-10-06, 09:14 AM	#1
Ping Guest Posts: n/a	Scouse Eggs - Joke Two Scousers are riding along the M62 from Manchester to Liverpool on a motorbike. They break down and start hitching a lift. A friendly trucker stops to see if he can help and the scousers ask him for a lift. He tells them that he has no room in the wagon as he is carrying 20,000 bowling balls but will take a look at the bike for them. He tries everything he knows but is unable to repair it. Time is getting on now and he's late for his delivery so he tells the scousers he has to leave. The scousers put it to the driver that if they can manage to fit in the back with the 20,000 bowling balls, will he take them, so he agrees. They manage to squeeze themselves and their motorbike into the back of the wagon so the driver shuts the doors and gets off on his way. By this time he is really late and so puts his foot down. Sure enough PC Plod of Greater Manchester Police pulls him up for speeding. The good officer asks the driver what he is carrying to which he replies with sarcasm "Scouse eggs". The policeman obviously doesn't believe this so wants to take a look. He opens the back door and quickly shuts it and locks it. He rushes back to his cruiser and gets onto his radio and calls for immediate backup from as many officers as possible. The dispatcher asks what emergency he has that he requires so many officers?? I've got a wagon with 20,000 Scouse eggs in it - 2 have already hatched and the feckers have managed to nick a motorbike already!!!! Well, it tickled me...

10-10-06, 04:45 PM	#4
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10-10-06, 09:19 AM	#2
DanDare Guest Posts: n/a	Put a smile on my face this morning. What's the difference between a Scouser and Batman............. ..............Batman can go out without Robin.

10-10-06, 09:54 AM	#3
Marshall Guest Posts: n/a	lol pretty funny