 |
 |
Idle Banter For non SV and non bike related chat (and the odd bit of humour - but if any post isn't suitable it'll get deleted real quick). There's also a "U" rating so please respect this. Newbies can also say "hello" here too. |
 |
|
|
Thread Tools |
14-10-06, 07:40 AM
|
#1 |
|
Guest
Posts: n/a
|
A Weekend Funny
Careful," he said "CAREFUL! Put in some more butter!
Oh my GOD!You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful....CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!! THE SALT!!!" The wife stared at him. "What in the world is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?" The husband calmly replied, "I wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving. |
|
|
14-10-06, 08:26 AM
|
#2 |
|
Guest
Posts: n/a
|
|
|
|
|
14-10-06, 08:28 AM
|
#3 |
|
fantabulas
Mega Poster
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Nr Durham
Posts: 4,940
|
made me snigger...
__________________
My Flickr photos |
|
|
|
14-10-06, 09:03 AM
|
#4 |
|
Trinity
Mega Poster
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Guildford
Posts: 8,027
|
Funny
But I couldn't get my wife to agree 
|
|
|
|
|
14-10-06, 09:35 AM
|
#5 |
|
Guest
Posts: n/a
|
nice one
|
|
|
|
14-10-06, 09:39 AM
|
#6 | |
|
Guest
Posts: n/a
|
Quote:
|
|
|
|
|
14-10-06, 12:24 PM
|
#7 |
|
Guest
Posts: n/a
|
Nice
|
|
|
|
14-10-06, 01:22 PM
|
#8 |
|
Guest
Posts: n/a
|
That's why when we go out in the car I ALWAYS drive!!
 Still good tho
|
|
|
|
14-10-06, 03:48 PM
|
#9 |
|
Guest
Posts: n/a
|
|
|
|
|
14-10-06, 08:05 PM
|
#10 |
|
Member
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Plymouth, Devon - mostly.
Posts: 527
|
Damn...that's some good quality malt whiskey all over the screen & keyboard!!
__________________
Twitter: @poseidon_ashore |
|
|
|
|
|
|
Similar Threads
|
||||
| Thread | Thread Starter | Forum | Replies | Last Post |
| Want to see something funny? | missyburd | Photos | 57 | 11-07-08 03:02 PM |
| Funny vid | Camel | Idle Banter | 0 | 08-07-08 09:14 AM |
| Funny | Jester666 | Soho Massive | 18 | 16-02-08 12:22 AM |
| very funny | Dave The Rave | Idle Banter | 4 | 18-10-06 12:35 PM |
| did something funny | tigersaw | Idle Banter | 9 | 03-08-06 10:36 AM |
