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17-10-06, 10:00 AM

There was a guy and he had a girlfriend called Lorraine. She was very pretty and he liked her a lot.

One day he went to work to find that a new girl had started working there.

Her name was Clearly, and she was absolutely gorgeous.

He began to like her and after a while it became obvious that she was
interested in him too.

But, he was a loyal man and he wouldn't get involved with Clearly while he
was still going out with Lorraine.

He decided that there was nothing for him to do but to break up with
Lorraine and date the new girl. He planned several times to tell Lorraine
but he couldn't bring himself to do it.

One day as they were walking along the river bank, Lorraine slipped and fell into the river.

The current carried her off and she drowned.

The guy stopped for a moment by the river and then ran off smiling and
singing..." I can see Clearly now Lorraine is gone..."

Stingo · 17-10-06, 10:02 AM

Oh yes my fave

pmsl....

17-10-06, 10:05 AM

17-10-06, 10:14 AM

Argh! That one gets worse every time I hear/read it...

Someone get this man a taxi while I find his coat...

17-10-06, 10:17 AM

sorry but thats just rubbish. hands up who knows anybody who's called Clearly?

17-10-06, 10:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by keithd

sorry but thats just rubbish. hands up who knows anybody who's called Clearly?

My family call me Clairezy if that's any use?....

17-10-06, 10:21 AM

Do you think cuffy will be proud of me

17-10-06, 10:24 AM

I saw the punchline coming a mile off...

Matt

17-10-06, 10:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ping

Quote:

Originally Posted by keithd

sorry but thats just rubbish. hands up who knows anybody who's called Clearly?

My family call me Clairezy if that's any use?....

oh dear oh dear! what have you done?! from now on you will no longer be called Ping, it's Clairezy all the way!

17-10-06, 10:32 AM

I thought this was gonna be a thread to boast about how many girlfriends people had/have.

The joke is terrible btw.

17-10-06, 10:00 AM	#1
Jdubya Guest Posts: n/a	Girlfriends? There was a guy and he had a girlfriend called Lorraine. She was very pretty and he liked her a lot. One day he went to work to find that a new girl had started working there. Her name was Clearly, and she was absolutely gorgeous. He began to like her and after a while it became obvious that she was interested in him too. But, he was a loyal man and he wouldn't get involved with Clearly while he was still going out with Lorraine. He decided that there was nothing for him to do but to break up with Lorraine and date the new girl. He planned several times to tell Lorraine but he couldn't bring himself to do it. One day as they were walking along the river bank, Lorraine slipped and fell into the river. The current carried her off and she drowned. The guy stopped for a moment by the river and then ran off smiling and singing..." I can see Clearly now Lorraine is gone..."

17-10-06, 10:02 AM	#2
Stingo Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Plymouth, Devon - mostly. Posts: 527	Oh yes my fave pmsl.... __________________ Twitter: @poseidon_ashore

17-10-06, 10:14 AM	#4
Ping Guest Posts: n/a	Argh! That one gets worse every time I hear/read it... Someone get this man a taxi while I find his coat...

17-10-06, 10:17 AM	#5
keithd Guest Posts: n/a	sorry but thats just rubbish. hands up who knows anybody who's called Clearly?

17-10-06, 10:21 AM	#7
Jdubya Guest Posts: n/a	Do you think cuffy will be proud of me

17-10-06, 10:24 AM	#8
Alpinestarhero Guest Posts: n/a	I saw the punchline coming a mile off... Matt

17-10-06, 10:32 AM	#10
Law Guest Posts: n/a	I thought this was gonna be a thread to boast about how many girlfriends people had/have. The joke is terrible btw.