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Old 19-10-06, 10:04 AM   #1
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A father returns home after a days hunting with a dear over his shoulders.
He decides to surprise his kids by cooking it for dinner, but being the kind dad that he is he decides not to tell them what it is as he doesn't want to distress them.

The inquisitive kids ask what it is, so he said "I'll give you a clue, It's what your Mum calls me sometimes"

Too which the little girl screams...





"DON'T EAT IT....IT'S A F*****G @RSEHOLE"

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Old 19-10-06, 10:06 AM   #2
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Old 19-10-06, 10:07 AM   #3
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A father returns home after a days hunting with a dear over his shoulders.
He decides to surprise his kids by cooking it for dinner, but being the kind dad that he is he decides not to tell them what it is as he doesn't want to distress them.

The inquisitive kids ask what it is, so he said "I'll give you a clue, It's what your Mum calls me sometimes"

Too which the little girl screams...





"DON'T EAT IT....IT'S A F*****G @RSEHOLE"

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Old 19-10-06, 10:07 AM   #4
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I was gonna post that but I thought the mods would be upset
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Old 19-10-06, 10:10 AM   #6
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C'mon mods, hurry up and delete this thread will ya?!?!

I mean, we cant have Cuffy postng a funny joke. All evidence of this must be destroyed
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Old 19-10-06, 10:26 AM   #8
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A father returns home after a days hunting with a dear over his shoulders.
With a dear what? Pig carcass? Sorry - I don't get it

Dear as in cherished or dear as in expensive?




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Old 19-10-06, 11:22 AM   #9
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they dont get better with age though do they??!!
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