Three Pints of Guiness - SV650.org

01-11-06, 01:21 PM

An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints of Guinness and sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finished all three, he comes back to the bar and orders three more.

The bartender says to him, "You know, a pint goes flat after I draw it; it would taste better if you bought one at a time." The Irishman replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in America, the other in Australia, and I'm here in Dublin. When we all left home, we promised that we'd drink this way to remember the days we all drank together."

The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there. The Irishman becomes a regular in the bar and always drinks the same way: he orders three pints and drinks the three pints by taking drinks from each of them in turn.

One day, he comes in and orders two pints. All the other regulars in the bar notice and fall silent. When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says, "I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences on your great loss."

The Irishman looks confused for a moment, then a lights dawns in his eye and he laughs. "Oh, no," he says, "Everyone is fine. It's me..."

"...I've quit drinking!"

01-11-06, 01:24 PM

2 jokes in 1 day

01-11-06, 01:32 PM

Lol...i'll have to try that one!

Spiderman · 01-11-06, 02:12 PM

01-11-06, 07:09 PM

going out for a beer with my dad tonight, gona have to tell him that one............he`s Irish.

01-11-06, 07:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xrphil

going out for a beer with my dad tonight, gona have to tell him that one............he`s Irish.

Umm, wouldn't that make you Irish too?

anna · 02-11-06, 01:55 AM

oh no not another contender for the cuffy title of bad jokes king!?!

02-11-06, 12:18 PM

Haha I like it!

02-11-06, 12:24 PM

Heard it before but forgot the punchline... still made me larf!!

01-11-06, 01:21 PM	#1
Jabba Guest Posts: n/a	Three Pints of Guiness An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints of Guinness and sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finished all three, he comes back to the bar and orders three more. The bartender says to him, "You know, a pint goes flat after I draw it; it would taste better if you bought one at a time." The Irishman replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in America, the other in Australia, and I'm here in Dublin. When we all left home, we promised that we'd drink this way to remember the days we all drank together." The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there. The Irishman becomes a regular in the bar and always drinks the same way: he orders three pints and drinks the three pints by taking drinks from each of them in turn. One day, he comes in and orders two pints. All the other regulars in the bar notice and fall silent. When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says, "I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences on your great loss." The Irishman looks confused for a moment, then a lights dawns in his eye and he laughs. "Oh, no," he says, "Everyone is fine. It's me..." "...I've quit drinking!"

01-11-06, 02:12 PM	#4
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01-11-06, 01:24 PM	#2
hovis Guest Posts: n/a	2 jokes in 1 day

01-11-06, 01:32 PM	#3
krazykim Guest Posts: n/a	Lol...i'll have to try that one!

01-11-06, 07:09 PM	#5
xrphil Guest Posts: n/a	going out for a beer with my dad tonight, gona have to tell him that one............he`s Irish.

02-11-06, 01:55 AM	#7
anna Member Mega Poster Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Tower Hamlets but with Shutters on the windows Posts: 1,522	oh no not another contender for the cuffy title of bad jokes king!?!

02-11-06, 12:18 PM	#8
Warthog Guest Posts: n/a	Haha I like it!

02-11-06, 12:24 PM	#9
BabyJ Guest Posts: n/a	Heard it before but forgot the punchline... still made me larf!!