WHOOOOOMPH! KKKKKKKRrrrkkkk - SV650.org

northwind · 18-12-06, 01:05 AM

The WHOOOOOMPH! is the noise my paraffin heater made when one of the wicks fell apart today and fell into the priming chamber.

The KKKKKKKKkrrrrkkk is the noise my fringe made as it caught fire.

On the plus side, I have pretty bad hair at the best of times. And I was lovely and warm.

18-12-06, 01:18 AM

another'mishap 'andy??is ure second name 'spencer'?- as in 'frank spencer'

18-12-06, 01:29 AM

poor northy, we shouldn't laugh, but then again... why not?

18-12-06, 06:36 AM

Best get fixing it then

Stu · 18-12-06, 08:33 AM

pics of fringe...?

18-12-06, 08:39 AM

Like that was it Northy

timwilky · 18-12-06, 09:24 AM

Reminds me of the time when I refelted the roof of the garage. Tar boiler, tar and felt on roof. turn on gas, damm matches still in the house so down the ladder, get matches and return.

So light match and apply to boiler gas burner. Boom and I wake up on the floor minus eye browes and the wife saying what was that bang

18-12-06, 09:35 AM

Very, very , very old joke warning:

What's black and goes "woof"?

Michael Jackson's hair

18-12-06, 09:35 AM

hahahah-made me laugh

husky

18-12-06, 10:38 AM

Sorry Northy but...

Glad you're ok though.

18-12-06, 01:05 AM	#1
northwind Moderator Mega Poster Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: In the garage where I belong Posts: 17,083	WHOOOOOMPH! KKKKKKKRrrrkkkk The WHOOOOOMPH! is the noise my paraffin heater made when one of the wicks fell apart today and fell into the priming chamber. The KKKKKKKKkrrrrkkk is the noise my fringe made as it caught fire. On the plus side, I have pretty bad hair at the best of times. And I was lovely and warm. __________________ "We are the angry mob, we read the papers every day We like what we like, we hate what we hate But we're oh so easily swayed"

18-12-06, 09:24 AM	#7
timwilky Member Mega Poster Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Not in Yorkshire. (Thank God) Posts: 4,116	Reminds me of the time when I refelted the roof of the garage. Tar boiler, tar and felt on roof. turn on gas, damm matches still in the house so down the ladder, get matches and return. So light match and apply to boiler gas burner. Boom and I wake up on the floor minus eye browes and the wife saying what was that bang __________________ Not Grumpy, opinionated.

18-12-06, 01:18 AM	#2
jim@55 Guest Posts: n/a	another'mishap 'andy??is ure second name 'spencer'?- as in 'frank spencer'

18-12-06, 01:29 AM	#3
on yer bike Guest Posts: n/a	poor northy, we shouldn't laugh, but then again... why not?

18-12-06, 06:36 AM	#4
falc Guest Posts: n/a	Best get fixing it then

18-12-06, 08:33 AM	#5
Stu Trinity Mega Poster Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Guildford Posts: 8,027	pics of fringe...?

18-12-06, 08:39 AM	#6
Viper Guest Posts: n/a	Like that was it Northy

18-12-06, 09:35 AM	#8
Jabba Guest Posts: n/a	Very, very , very old joke warning: What's black and goes "woof"? Michael Jackson's hair

18-12-06, 09:35 AM	#9
husky03 Guest Posts: n/a	hahahah-made me laugh husky

18-12-06, 10:38 AM	#10
Ping Guest Posts: n/a	Sorry Northy but... Glad you're ok though.