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28-01-07, 07:04 PM
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No! Not my face!
So I was violently assaulted yesterday. At first my assailant contented himself with kicks and punches to my chest, abdomen and legs. Now that was bad enough but when he caught me square on the jaw I heard my own voice, as if from a distance, shout:
"No! Not my face!" Before we go any further I think it's worth taking a look at the face in question...  And that is a 'before' picture! Since you can see that I need have no fears about losing my film star good looks, I just wonder what part of your brain engages your mouth to shout "No! Not my face!" I mean what is that about? The embarrassment of having shouted that is far more painful than any broken bones (not that there were any) would have been. The good news is that the shout attracted the attention of Mrs Tiger - who it is safe to say did not marry me for my crushingly handsome features - and she rushed into the bedroom and pulled our two year old off me. She says I shouldn't encourage him... Last edited by Tiger 55; 24-02-07 at 10:45 PM. |
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28-01-07, 07:07 PM
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At first i was
 reading that, then I got to the end...  If all those clips on You've Been Framed are anything to go by, it's not usually your face that's in danger considering the height of most 2 year olds! 
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28-01-07, 07:09 PM
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Rufty Tufty Biker being beaten up by 2 year old :P saying that though kids fight nasty lol. My Niece really knows how to pinch!
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28-01-07, 07:33 PM
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Strange that...my 4yr-old normally goes straight for the family jewels
Hurts like hell as well 
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28-01-07, 08:50 PM
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i find my 3 year old's fist is perfect eye socket size
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28-01-07, 11:59 PM
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so wheres the after pic????????
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29-01-07, 12:07 AM
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29-01-07, 12:16 AM
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Kids love to wrestle - dads just as much - enjoy it while we can 
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29-01-07, 12:28 AM
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Are you a Ninja?
 Were you roping down from the ceiling at the time?  Self-defence from the wee fella(with the big hook) me thinks. 
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29-01-07, 08:07 AM
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LOL!
I was genuinely concerned there for a minute. Only a mother could love that face (bit like me really). 
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