One of those days..........

Ok now firstly i acknowledge i will get little sympathy as i left the house at 10:00AM and was back by 1:30PM, but was it only me who the cars/lorries/vans etc were targeting this morning?

On the ride to Kingston and back, it seems traffic regulations and the highway code went completely out of the window! People ignoring lanes, jumping lights, pulling out etc. Absolute nightmare....im used to commuting to London but the other road users surpassed themselves today

However particular congratulations must go to the Focus Zetec driver(A308 heading into Maidenhead) for pulling out infront of me as i went round a roundabout...cutting me up again as she swerved into the outside lane. As it turned out she was doing her make-up . Why are some women under the illusion that they can do this whilst driving?

However the last laugh was on her, due to the combination of her short skirt and the angle of the mirror...needless to say i copped an eyeful. As the traffic lights were red near the station i decided to risk filtering past her to make good my escape. WVM at the front was having none of it and by coincidence i got stuck next to her.

In a stroke of what i can only describe as tainted genius...i gestured for her to lower her window...and then said "Can a woman of your age pull off red knickers?". I didnt wait for a reply i just shot off as the lights flashed amber...had a peek in the mirrors though...her face was 'Kodak'.

Originally Posted by ASM-Forever

due to the combination of her short skirt and the angle of the mirror...needless to say i copped an eyeful.

I have never noticed that, will have to look next time...

*Cue all other observation going out the window*

Quality!