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Old 16-05-07, 02:16 PM   #1
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One of my associates works for the government. & her job title is really cool as is her dept name:

Small Arms and Light Weapons Strategy Manager
Conflict Humanitarian and Security Department

I imagine she buys hand-held flame throwers ro something.


Anyone able to trump that?
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Old 16-05-07, 02:23 PM   #2
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Old 16-05-07, 02:25 PM   #3
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I dont think I can beat that but I was onced asked what I did for a job and I replied that I was ' a logistics and transportation executive in a large aircraft corporation' when in fact I just drove a bus in the Air force.
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Old 16-05-07, 02:35 PM   #4
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One of my associates works for the government. & her job title is really cool as is her dept name:

Small Arms and Light Weapons Strategy Manager
Conflict Humanitarian and Security Department

I imagine she buys hand-held flame throwers ro something.



Anyone able to trump that?
If she was in the NHS that would mean

A. Mate
Stationary re-deployment
Complaints department



I want a cool job title!!!!! Chief Gopher (read Go-For) just isn't good enough
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Old 16-05-07, 02:37 PM   #5
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Sounds like FCO or DFID department to me.
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Old 16-05-07, 02:38 PM   #6
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butcher ?
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Old 16-05-07, 02:48 PM   #7
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And was once in the Provisioning and Internet Security Team (PIST)
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Old 16-05-07, 02:48 PM   #8
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Heheheh, can't beat it but if you don't think in terms of jobs mine sounds pretty kewl...

Web developer....
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Old 16-05-07, 02:53 PM   #9
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Old 16-05-07, 03:07 PM   #10
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