My head hurts - SV650.org

timwilky · 05-05-07, 08:46 AM

I nipped out for a couple last night and somehow forgot to come home. The wife says it was 5:30 when i fell through the door. Now she has the grandaughter and I am expected to do my bit (lWith the exception of the nappy bit, which is definately her problem)

What is it with beer that makes you forget to go home. Boy am I tierd. I feel like I have only had a couple of hours kip

Balky001 · 05-05-07, 08:56 AM

is it the beer? Are you happy at home? Would you like to talk about it?

It's a scientifically proven fact that the chemicals in beer stops time for those drinking it. Unfortunately when you stop drinking it then all that time saved catches up on the way home (we cannot work out why this is). You probably left the pub/club/mate's house at 10:30pm beer time, but 5am in real time. It's not your fault and the wife should allow you harmonise you body and the stresses of time travel by letting you have a kip!

05-05-07, 09:27 AM

Poor you

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Originally Posted by timwilky

Boy am I tierd.

Is that the same as "stacked"?

timwilky · 05-05-07, 09:28 AM

Thank you for your explanation of what happens. It must be fact, as it made perfect sense.

Balky001 · 05-05-07, 09:31 AM

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Originally Posted by timwilky

Thank you for your explanation of what happens. It must be fact, as it made perfect sense.

Well give it a go and let's know what the Mrs says. I'm guessing

timwilky · 05-05-07, 09:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Jabba

Poor you

Is that the same as "stacked"?

Oh yes, can't spell in this state either. It is hard work seeing past the match sticks that are holding my eyes open

Lissa · 05-05-07, 09:58 AM

Being the nice, kind person that I am, I'm trying really hard to summon up some sympathy...but I just find I keep laughing instead!

timwilky · 05-05-07, 10:19 AM

Thanks Lissa I really do need your sympathy.

Now I have just found 4 pieces of Galaxy in the fridge. Normally I wouldn't steal somebodies chocolate. But at times like this you have to make an exception. I feel guilty as it lasted all of 1 second. but what the heck.

Lissa · 05-05-07, 10:52 AM

Ah, but the rules of chocolate state that if you're dumb enough to leave it lying around uneaten, it's fair game

Well, that's the excuse I always use, anyway

05-05-07, 11:24 AM

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Originally Posted by timwilky

Thanks Lissa I really do need your sympathy.

Now I have just found 4 pieces of Galaxy in the fridge. Normally I wouldn't steal somebodies chocolate.

this reminds of a documentry about overweight kids

a boy phoned the police & reported his mum cos he thought she eat his frozen ready meal

timwilky............. you might just be getting a vist from the old bill?

05-05-07, 08:46 AM	#1
timwilky Member Mega Poster Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Not in Yorkshire. (Thank God) Posts: 4,116	My head hurts I nipped out for a couple last night and somehow forgot to come home. The wife says it was 5:30 when i fell through the door. Now she has the grandaughter and I am expected to do my bit (lWith the exception of the nappy bit, which is definately her problem) What is it with beer that makes you forget to go home. Boy am I tierd. I feel like I have only had a couple of hours kip __________________ Not Grumpy, opinionated.

05-05-07, 08:56 AM	#2
Balky001 Member Mega Poster Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Leigh - on - Sea, Essex. Posts: 1,491	Re: My head hurts is it the beer? Are you happy at home? Would you like to talk about it? It's a scientifically proven fact that the chemicals in beer stops time for those drinking it. Unfortunately when you stop drinking it then all that time saved catches up on the way home (we cannot work out why this is). You probably left the pub/club/mate's house at 10:30pm beer time, but 5am in real time. It's not your fault and the wife should allow you harmonise you body and the stresses of time travel by letting you have a kip! __________________ SV650SK3 - GSXR600K2 - GSXR750K6 - ZX636RC1H - HD Sportster 1200 - CBR600F 2012 - GSXR1000K7 - Triumph Bonneville T100 2019 - Aprilia Tuono 660

05-05-07, 09:28 AM	#4
timwilky Member Mega Poster Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Not in Yorkshire. (Thank God) Posts: 4,116	Re: My head hurts Thank you for your explanation of what happens. It must be fact, as it made perfect sense. __________________ Not Grumpy, opinionated.

05-05-07, 09:58 AM	#7
Lissa Just Ballast Mega Poster Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Rugby, South Mids Group Posts: 4,381	Re: My head hurts Being the nice, kind person that I am, I'm trying really hard to summon up some sympathy...but I just find I keep laughing instead! __________________ If It's Too Loud, You're Too Old! I'd Rather Have Two Big Bangs Than Four Little Strokes

05-05-07, 10:19 AM	#8
timwilky Member Mega Poster Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Not in Yorkshire. (Thank God) Posts: 4,116	Re: My head hurts Thanks Lissa I really do need your sympathy. Now I have just found 4 pieces of Galaxy in the fridge. Normally I wouldn't steal somebodies chocolate. But at times like this you have to make an exception. I feel guilty as it lasted all of 1 second. but what the heck. __________________ Not Grumpy, opinionated.

05-05-07, 10:52 AM	#9
Lissa Just Ballast Mega Poster Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Rugby, South Mids Group Posts: 4,381	Re: My head hurts Ah, but the rules of chocolate state that if you're dumb enough to leave it lying around uneaten, it's fair game Well, that's the excuse I always use, anyway __________________ If It's Too Loud, You're Too Old! I'd Rather Have Two Big Bangs Than Four Little Strokes

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