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Old 06-09-07, 03:46 PM   #1
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Default Had a disturbing dream last night.

I was on my bike going through some village or other, insignificant really, but the road surface was covered in loose wet sand.

At some point a scooter went past me with its rear wheel spinning and sliding about. It tried to go round a corner but with the sand both scooter and rider washed out and went under the rear wheels of an oncoming articulated lorry.

Riders head hit the back wheels and his body was spun around. Remarkably the rider got up - it is a dream after all - but was having some sort of seizure whist standing up and screaming he couldn’t get his helmet off his visor was down and it was all blacked out.

Whilst all this was going on I was trying to get off of my own bike to help but everything was in slow motion – like when you are trying to run in a dream but it feels like you are running through treacle – I just could get off of my bike. At which point I woke up.

What was all that about?

And no I didn’t eat cheese before going to bed.
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Old 06-09-07, 03:49 PM   #2
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Default Re: Had a disturbing dream last night.

sounds like you want to kill your father and sleep with your mother

sit down on the couch and let's talk about it...

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Old 06-09-07, 04:11 PM   #3
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sounds like you want to kill your father and sleep with your mother

sit down on the couch and let's talk about it...

I got kill the mother sleep with the father out of it......
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Old 06-09-07, 04:19 PM   #4
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I got kill the mother sleep with the father out of it......
perhaps he want's to kill them both...

then sleep with them both?

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Old 06-09-07, 04:20 PM   #5
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Default Re: Had a disturbing dream last night.

It emasn your worried about seeing a chav on a scooter crashing, and you'd wish they would ride with a bit more care, would ride with some decent kit, and would ride with their helmets done up



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Old 06-09-07, 04:21 PM   #6
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Default Re: Had a disturbing dream last night.

It means that you were bursting for a leak
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Old 06-09-07, 04:22 PM   #7
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Default Re: Had a disturbing dream last night.

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sounds like you want to kill your father and sleep with your mother

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I got kill the mother sleep with the father out of it......
Guys! Guys! Guys!...mother past away when I was twelve and Father is up in Leeds in a home so sleeping with my Dad would mean me having to get passed Security!
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Old 06-09-07, 04:23 PM   #8
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It means that you were bursting for a leak
Ah the onset of prostate trouble??
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Old 06-09-07, 04:32 PM   #9
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Default Re: Had a disturbing dream last night.

It means you will be entering the Weston Beach race.
There will be mayhem at the first corner,and you will need to stop for a leak.
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Old 06-09-07, 04:42 PM   #10
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There is no spoon Neo.
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