fartfest quotes thread

Originally Posted by sarah

this ice cream tastes salty

plenty more to come

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Originally Posted by hovis (and others)

Safety first!

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Originally Posted by sarah

AAAAARRRRGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. That hurts. I give in.

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Originally Posted by sarah

.AAAAARRRRGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. That hurts. I give in.

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Originally Posted by Xan173

"Do you think you could run across the room, dive over the back of the sofa and land cleanly on it?

"bangra, bangra, i've got a fridge freezer, i've got a microwave, look at my lovely kettle, dig and dig and dig and dig, saturday night fever, feed the birds, eyes, knit, bowl, goal, vole!"

Originally Posted by Xan173

"bangra, bangra, i've got a fridge freezer, i've got a microwave, look at my lovely kettle, dig and dig and dig and dig, saturday night fever, feed the birds, eyes, knit, bowl, goal, vole!"

this may seem a bit odd,but you had to be there

Originally Posted by hovis

this may seem a bit odd,but you had to be there

To be honest mate, it was a bit odd for those of us WHO WERE there!

Originally Posted by Xan173

To be honest mate, it was a bit odd for those of us WHO WERE there!

I had a nightmare last night...in it, I was in a barn in deserted countryside, dancing to Craig David with a Grolsch box gaffer taped to my head...

Oh, hold on, it wasn't a nightmare, it actually happened

Originally Posted by Biker_Billy

I had a nightmare last night...in it, I was in a barn in deserted countryside, dancing to Craig David with a Grolsch box gaffer taped to my head...

Was a squirrel shouting instructions at you too?