Total nonsense and meandering thread.

No this is not by Hovis!

Mod request that we can make this a sticky that might just continually tick along with a life of it's own.

All posts must fit within the guidelines of this being a "U Cert" site.

Your posts might be simply yoiur thoughts, musings or observations put in to writing. For entertainment purposes the dafter the better!

The good part is that no one can contradict as your posts will be 100% personal.

Your posts can be bizare,funny serious....


I guess I best throw one in to start the ball rolling.....

Last night my son made 2 rounds of toast on which he was to spread some paté. The two slices were generously spread,cut and placed on a plate. As he was placing his knife etc in the dishwasher our boxer took a long lick at one piece of pate'd toast. My son did not see this....and I failed to notify him of the act.

Extra marital affairs: are they worth the hassle?

If it leads to the two involved getting together full time I would say yes, but if its just a 2 min fling I would say no.

GPS,what a marveloous invention. Now when I go back to the UK and visit towns that I am a stranger to, I will no longer have to come in contact with any of the following when asking for directions:

1. The pedestrian complete stranger to the place himself.

2.The person with the unfortuante but extremely pronounced speech impediment and or twitch.

3.An assumed local who does not have even the basic grasp of the english language.

4.A pedestrian that gives me clear and concise directions, but having never driven a vehicle the route they give takes in the crossing of a local park, pedestrianised zone and a canal tow path.

Paper cuts on your tongue are the worst.

Spar salted peanuts used to be a fave treat back in the UK, not too oily and not too salty. The nearest I have found here in Spain are those offered by Supasol. My son though prefers salty microwave popcorn.

why do I look at this site when I don't even own a motorcycle.

Dat just plain nutty.

Why every time I step aside for someone else to use the PC at home, do I 10 minutes later remember an email I REALLY need to send right now?

I once knocked my wife's toothbrush off the bathroom window sill and yes, it went straight down the (flushed) loo. I fished it out, rinsed it off and returned it to its rightfull home. She wasn't overly impressed when I remembered to tell her - several days later.

Nonsense?

I know some nonsense. Senses that are of nothing, not even something.

Matt

Originally Posted by Gmonsta

Paper cuts on your tongue are the worst.

Wrong! Foreskin, or heaven forbid, your old man himself, stuck in your flies is much, much worse.