A thoroughly odd bedtime story...be warned - SV650.org

dizzyblonde · 22-10-07, 07:41 PM

Im indoors found this on the Raptor Chaptor so a little risky, but I decided to share this rather oddly brilliant thread..........sit comfortably, cause you may not after this....kleenex required to wipe away the tears of laughter enjoy...

http://www.singletrackworld.com/foru...18&t=3141618&p

Wideboy · 22-10-07, 08:20 PM

Quote:

Picolax turned my bum from it's usual semi-dormant state:
a bit like Vesuvius; an impresssive and majestic sight with occasional noxious wiffs, regular minor expulsions of dangerous matter and a very rare display of awesome ferocity worthy of international news

into:
a portal from another collapsing largely aqeous universe via which all compressed matter emerged at trans light speeds, expanding exponentially as it emerges from the "wormhole"

Stingo · 22-10-07, 08:38 PM

Tis indeed as funny as a funny bag full of funny things!! Saw it a couple of weeks ago...

yorkie_chris · 22-10-07, 09:28 PM

Lmao!

23-10-07, 07:50 AM

just read it all.. 40mins it took me. Crying with laughter..

23-10-07, 08:00 AM

I think I read this in the Comedy section a few weeks back now ... whilst in work ... tears streaming down my face and trying desperately to muffle my laughter. SO FUNNY. The guys writing is pure comic genius ... respect

Luckypants · 23-10-07, 08:31 AM

Oh God how funny is that?

dizzyblonde · 23-10-07, 10:16 AM

glad I made some of you laugh....the guy who told the story should do stand up

23-10-07, 12:47 PM

Thanks for sharing, one of the funniest reads I've had over a lunchtime since Scoobs Tazering. Brilliant.

23-10-07, 12:49 PM

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Originally Posted by dizzyblonde

glad I made some of you laugh....the guy who told the story should do stand up

That's probably the only thing he could for a while after that story anyway...

22-10-07, 07:41 PM	#1
dizzyblonde Da Cake Boss Mega Poster Join Date: May 2007 Location: On a flying Horse Posts: 9,992	A thoroughly odd bedtime story...be warned Im indoors found this on the Raptor Chaptor so a little risky, but I decided to share this rather oddly brilliant thread..........sit comfortably, cause you may not after this....kleenex required to wipe away the tears of laughter enjoy... http://www.singletrackworld.com/foru...18&t=3141618&p __________________ Suzy, yellow 2001 SVS. Kitty, V-Raptor 1000, ZZR1400<<its my bike now Pegasus! Hovis 13.8.75-3.10.09 Reeder 20.7.88-21.3.12

22-10-07, 08:38 PM	#3
Stingo Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Plymouth, Devon - mostly. Posts: 527	Re: A thoroughly odd bedtime story...be warned Tis indeed as funny as a funny bag full of funny things!! Saw it a couple of weeks ago... __________________ Twitter: @poseidon_ashore

22-10-07, 09:28 PM	#4
yorkie_chris Noisy Git Mega Poster Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Halifax/Leeds Posts: 26,645	Re: A thoroughly odd bedtime story...be warned Lmao! __________________ Currently Ex Biker Now rebuilding a 63' fishing trawler as a dive boat

23-10-07, 07:50 AM	#5
Welsh_Wizard Guest Posts: n/a	Re: A thoroughly odd bedtime story...be warned just read it all.. 40mins it took me. Crying with laughter..

23-10-07, 08:00 AM	#6
Pedro68 Guest Posts: n/a	Re: A thoroughly odd bedtime story...be warned I think I read this in the Comedy section a few weeks back now ... whilst in work ... tears streaming down my face and trying desperately to muffle my laughter. SO FUNNY. The guys writing is pure comic genius ... respect

23-10-07, 08:31 AM	#7
Luckypants Moderator Mega Poster Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Nr Ruthin Posts: 7,079	Re: A thoroughly odd bedtime story...be warned Oh God how funny is that? __________________ "Your Viffer sounds like it is raising hell! Spot on." - Witchery 17/4/08 Snow Plough Appreciation Society - Member #3

23-10-07, 10:16 AM	#8
dizzyblonde Da Cake Boss Mega Poster Join Date: May 2007 Location: On a flying Horse Posts: 9,992	Re: A thoroughly odd bedtime story...be warned glad I made some of you laugh....the guy who told the story should do stand up __________________ Suzy, yellow 2001 SVS. Kitty, V-Raptor 1000, ZZR1400<<its my bike now Pegasus! Hovis 13.8.75-3.10.09 Reeder 20.7.88-21.3.12

23-10-07, 12:47 PM	#9
Mogs Guest Posts: n/a	Re: A thoroughly odd bedtime story...be warned Thanks for sharing, one of the funniest reads I've had over a lunchtime since Scoobs Tazering. Brilliant.

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