DarrenSV650S and Sally... - SV650.org

the_lone_wolf · 05-01-10, 02:29 PM

...were sitting on a low stone wall, holding hands, gazing out over the loch.

For several minutes they sat silently.

Then finally Sally looked at Darren and said, "A penny for your thoughts, Darren."

...

"Well, uh, I was thinkin'...perhaps it's aboot time for a wee kiss."

Sally blushed, then leaned over and kissed him lightly on the cheek.

Then Darren blushed. The two turned once again to gaze out over the loch.

Minutes passed and Sally spoke again. "Another penny for your thoughts, Darren."

...

"Well, uh, I was thinkin' perhaps it's aboot time for a wee cuddle."

Sally blushed, then leaned over and cuddled him for a few seconds.

Then Darren blushed. Then the two turned once again to gaze out over the loch.

After a while, Sally again said, "Another penny for your thoughts, Darren."

...

"Well, uh, I was thinkin' perhaps it's aboot time you let me put my hand on your leg."

Sally blushed, then took Darren's hand and put it on his knee.

Then Darren blushed. Then the two turned once again to gaze out over the lock before Sally spoke again.

"Another penny for your thoughts, Darren."

...

The young man glanced down with a furled brow. "Well,noo," he said, "my thoughts are a wee bit more serious this time."

"Really?" said Sally in a whisper, filled with anticipation.

"Aye," said Darren, nodding.

Sally looked away in shyness, began to blush, and bit his lip in anticipation of the ultimate request.

Then Darren said...

...

"Dae ye nae think it's aboot time ye paid me the first three pennies?"

05-01-10, 02:33 PM

05-01-10, 02:34 PM

I lol'd

Spiderman · 05-01-10, 02:39 PM

We have a joke thread you know

05-01-10, 02:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Spiderman

We have a joke thread you know

But they're more likely to see this

the_lone_wolf · 05-01-10, 02:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Spiderman

We have a joke thread you know

http://forums.sv650.org/showthread.php?t=143612

Spiderman · 05-01-10, 02:42 PM

git

the_lone_wolf · 05-01-10, 02:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Spiderman

git

05-01-10, 02:45 PM

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Originally Posted by the_lone_wolf

http://forums.sv650.org/showthread.php?t=143612

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Originally Posted by Spiderman

git

And there we have it ladies and gents, a great comeback, perfectly delivered

10/10 TLW - FTW

the_lone_wolf · 05-01-10, 03:13 PM

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Originally Posted by speedplay

And there we have it ladies and gents, a great comeback, perfectly delivered

10/10 TLW - FTW

05-01-10, 02:29 PM	#1
the_lone_wolf Captain Awesome Mega Poster Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Hamble Posts: 4,266	DarrenSV650S and Sally... ...were sitting on a low stone wall, holding hands, gazing out over the loch. For several minutes they sat silently. Then finally Sally looked at Darren and said, "A penny for your thoughts, Darren." ... "Well, uh, I was thinkin'...perhaps it's aboot time for a wee kiss." Sally blushed, then leaned over and kissed him lightly on the cheek. Then Darren blushed. The two turned once again to gaze out over the loch. Minutes passed and Sally spoke again. "Another penny for your thoughts, Darren." ... "Well, uh, I was thinkin' perhaps it's aboot time for a wee cuddle." Sally blushed, then leaned over and cuddled him for a few seconds. Then Darren blushed. Then the two turned once again to gaze out over the loch. After a while, Sally again said, "Another penny for your thoughts, Darren." ... "Well, uh, I was thinkin' perhaps it's aboot time you let me put my hand on your leg." Sally blushed, then took Darren's hand and put it on his knee. Then Darren blushed. Then the two turned once again to gaze out over the lock before Sally spoke again. "Another penny for your thoughts, Darren." ... The young man glanced down with a furled brow. "Well,noo," he said, "my thoughts are a wee bit more serious this time." "Really?" said Sally in a whisper, filled with anticipation. "Aye," said Darren, nodding. Sally looked away in shyness, began to blush, and bit his lip in anticipation of the ultimate request. Then Darren said... ... "Dae ye nae think it's aboot time ye paid me the first three pennies?" __________________ Official "Dumbass of the Year" 2011 (•_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■) Deal with it... Last edited by the_lone_wolf; 05-01-10 at 02:32 PM.

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05-01-10, 02:39 PM	#4
Spiderman Where the hell am I? Mega Poster Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Swingin' thru the urban jungle Posts: 7,451	Re: DarrenSV650S and Sally... We have a joke thread you know __________________ . "Computers are great! Not for communicating tho. They have one fundamental flaw ... they don't have eyebrows." AlpineCarStereo: you win ....... eeerrr ..... ummm ..... my undying support of you, the greatest Mod this forum has ever known. My Leige. davepreston: i bow to your modding godliness. vixis: He's this really cute Persian tea-boy, Im so not giving you his number :P

05-01-10, 02:42 PM	#7
Spiderman Where the hell am I? Mega Poster Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Swingin' thru the urban jungle Posts: 7,451	Re: DarrenSV650S and Sally... git __________________ . "Computers are great! Not for communicating tho. They have one fundamental flaw ... they don't have eyebrows." AlpineCarStereo: you win ....... eeerrr ..... ummm ..... my undying support of you, the greatest Mod this forum has ever known. My Leige. davepreston: i bow to your modding godliness. vixis: He's this really cute Persian tea-boy, Im so not giving you his number :P

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