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08-06-06, 09:08 AM
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08-06-06, 09:53 PM
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Jeez you lot are SERIOUSLY bored
  
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09-06-06, 08:29 AM
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Belly Buttons are actually White Holes
Let me explain A friend of mine has a PhD in Physics, and is a bit into Quantum Mechanics - the sort of sci-fi stuff that doesn't really make any sense to normal people unless you're into Quarks*, Gluons, Bosons and other strange sub-atomic particles, - anyway we were discussing the nature of the universe last night, as you do after a few beers, and got round to the subject of Black Holes, and White Holes. Black Holes suck matter out of the universe, as we all know  , but it is less well known that White Holes are responsible for injecting matter into the universe.  Ever seen a White Hole - look no further than your belly button - that fluff is actually inter-galactic debris from another universe , that has been transmitted through the space-time continuum via a wormhole(It is not however Dark Matter, so don't make that mistake  )The discussion got a bit heated at this stage as my friend says that White Holes don't exist as they violate the second law of thermodynamics or something, so I had to lift up my shirt to find some fluff to prove him wrong Time for another beer  *Quarks - apparently come in 6 different flavours, but don't taste nice |
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10-06-06, 02:46 AM
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Wow, that's far out man...
The amount of matter in our universe is relative to the amount of fluffage ejected by our belly buttons. So, at the exact same time in another Universe their Universal mass is dictated by the amount of fluffage people get out of their bellybuttons..... Hmmmm So, all the black holes in our Universe are actully the insides of bellybuttons of all the people in the other Universes that are sucking in all our cosmic fluffage and ejecting it out of their white holes aka the bellybutton. Also the size of bellybutton would dictate how much mass a white/black hole can contain before expelling it's matter in/out into the Universe..... Far out man. I wanna do a sum now!!!! Can someone weigh the mass of their belly button fluff and measure it's rate of growth please? From this, I will have a cunning formula to calculate how many black/white holes are in our Universe and also be able to calculate how much mass is in all of the Universes to an accuracy of 0.0000001%. All I have to do is find out how many people there are and...... oh, what about animals?! I wonder if we should add all the animals bellybuttons into the equation... Tut, i'm stuck now.... Right, i'm off ta spin around on me chair until i'm dizzy, it's far more fun than sums!! |
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10-06-06, 08:42 AM
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I reckon if you write that up proper neat like, you could get a PhD as well
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30-04-12, 03:32 PM
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Re: So, this 'ere belly button fluff then...
Someone was asking.
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30-04-12, 03:48 PM
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