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Old 25-10-07, 01:59 PM   #31
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"Infinity is an abstract concept designed to appease those without the determination or ability to discover the finite limit"
Ohh quotes!

"The only way to comprehend what mathematicians mean by Infinity is to contemplate the extent of human stupidity." Voltaire

Or, and I believe this one will finish the discussion:





"To infinity, and beyond!" Buzz Lightyear
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Old 25-10-07, 01:59 PM   #32
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Not entirely relevant, but made me giggle:

Q: Why did the computer scientist die in the shower?
A: Because he read the instructions on the shampoo bottle: Lather, Rinse, Repeat.
Haha ... a classic example of a self-recursive algorithm
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Old 25-10-07, 02:03 PM   #33
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Man then went on to prove that black was white and got killed on the next zebra crossing...
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Old 25-10-07, 02:04 PM   #34
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I'm having a finite number of meatballs for mine
I'm having one of those microwave meals for 0.999...
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Old 25-10-07, 02:06 PM   #35
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I'd quote Douglas Adams about why the population of the universe is zero, but I don't think my boss would appreciate me doing it now.
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Old 25-10-07, 02:06 PM   #36
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I'm having one of those microwave meals for 0.999...
Genuine lol.

I love this thread.
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Old 25-10-07, 02:12 PM   #37
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I love this thread.
Don't you find that your anorak flutters in the breeze when you're on your bike?
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Old 25-10-07, 02:13 PM   #38
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Don't you find that your anorak flutters in the breeze when you're on your bike?
Oooh, bitchy!!
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Old 25-10-07, 02:15 PM   #39
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I like cake?
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Old 25-10-07, 02:16 PM   #40
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If I have 3 cakes, I eat one and the other one is given to my mate Scott...



How annoyed am I!
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