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04-09-06, 01:13 PM
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LOL.
My only tip (for the next time you find yourself in such a situation) is to run in a zigzag. It's the same logic behind escaping a rhino, but I've never used it for that. I grew up near a lot of farms, and spent time helping out. I've had to out run bulls many a time. A bull can run pretty quick in a straight line when they fancy shoving their horns where the dark stuff is (think about it folks). However, ask them to run a slalom, and they're screwed. |
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04-09-06, 01:28 PM
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 The bunch in my bit of the office are all looking at me odd now, sitting here in full trying not to laugh out loud mode and making even more odd noises. Hope your OK and thank for shareing. Made my day. |
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04-09-06, 02:29 PM
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Where the hell am I?
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Oh Cuffy, thats one of the funniest things ive read in ages.
Sorry cos that shock to the nads must have really hurt too, but its great value comedy for us lot 
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04-09-06, 05:19 PM
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Cuffy I'm very pleased that your alcohol/self induced injuries weren't worse - I'd have felt almost guilty reading your obituary whilst laughing my **** off.
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04-09-06, 05:34 PM
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hope the nads have recovered I'm still giggling away with my daughter giving me really funny looks!
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04-09-06, 06:01 PM
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My keyboard is now covered in tea!
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04-09-06, 06:32 PM
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I was sitting here with a grin on my face until you got to the bit where the old nads got a roasting.
Just had to burst out laughing at that point!!!!!!!!! Sorry - but thats a cracker. 
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04-09-06, 06:36 PM
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04-09-06, 10:36 PM
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I've got tears of laughter rolling down my face.
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05-09-06, 06:52 AM
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If you can remember all that you obviously weren't drunk enough
Thanks Cuffy, I haven't laughed that much in a while - and I'm now getting some weird looks from people in the office...
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