Why She Insists On Ghds?

Originally Posted by Speedy Claire

Thats in the final chapter.... "How to convince your man that this bible doesn`t exist"!!!

I've looked all over the place, and I can't find it!

Originally Posted by Mike2165

I've looked all over the place, and I can't find it!

Ah.. thats chapter 2.... where to hide your "bible" so`s your partner won`t find it ie. behind the washing up liquid

Well I'd like to know where the Haynes Manual is for "Woman" ... I want to know how you unscrew one

What.. how to unscrew a woman??? don`t think it works that way hun

Originally Posted by Pedro68

Well I'd like to know where the Haynes Manual is for "Woman" ... I want to know how you unscrew one

Kinda think you might have that one backwards mate, however, confusing them is easy, just agree with everything they say, they really can't handle it!

Hmmm ... suppose you'll be telling me next that santa doesn't exist and GHD hair straighteners will help my hair grow back stronger

Originally Posted by Mike2165

Kinda think you might have that one backwards mate

Really? You've not met my ex-wife then

[yorkie_chris]

Why? Knowing how to unscrew a woman would be the most useful thing since, er, something really useful!

No more clap, unwanted sprogs, condoms....

Originally Posted by Pedro68

Well I'd like to know where the Haynes Manual is for "Woman" ... I want to know how you unscrew one

You trying to say you`ve had one of those nights..... get ****ed, wake up in a strange bed, open your eyes an think "Oh god, I didn`t did I??"

Originally Posted by Pedro68

Really? You've not met my ex-wife then

No I haven't, but after 2 of my own, I got wise....well until I met my girlfriend.