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Old 19-06-08, 10:49 AM   #11
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Sod all that, you'll be glad to know, public displays of lesbianism will be greatly encouraged under my power ...

Well you get my vote then...
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Old 19-06-08, 10:54 AM   #12
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Well you get my vote then...
Thought that might get your vote!!

To be honest, I'd vote for some dude that wanted to bring that policy in place myself!!
 
Old 19-06-08, 11:10 AM   #13
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you'll be glad to know, public displays of lesbianism will be greatly encouraged under my power ...
Can I change my vote to YES TWICE.
 
Old 19-06-08, 11:36 AM   #14
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Meh! Why not! What's the worst that could happen?

hMMMMM......He might force everyone to live in southampton?
 
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hMMMMM......He might force everyone to live in southampton?
FFS ... I pity you that there are only 2 places on your world map!!

You can't seem to comprehend that I DO have a 'PO' postcode, but still think Portsmouth sux!!

You seem unable to grasp the basic precept that my loathing is not related to football rivalry* its simply coz the place is a s-hole!

You need to get around a bit if you really think Portsmouth is the b-all and end all!!

*one of the things I hate about the place is the football rivalry that goes on itself, not that I support a rival team - as I have repeatedly said, I have NO interest in football, so that could never be the case anyway could it!! ... its just a 'hole'!!
 
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FFS ... I pity you that there are only 2 places on your world map!!

You can't seem to comprehend that I DO have a 'PO' postcode, but still think Portsmouth sux!!

You seem unable to grasp the basic precept that my loathing is not related to football rivalry* its simply coz the place is a s-hole!

You need to get around a bit if you really think Portsmouth is the b-all and end all!!

*one of the things I hate about the place is the football rivalry that goes on itself, not that I support a rival team - as I have repeatedly said, I have NO interest in football, so that could never be the case anyway could it!! ... its just a 'hole'!!

So you don't like it there then? When you are Mayor, you could have the whole place turned into a Landfill site, keeping any residents you don't like in there too...
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So you don't like it there then? When you are Mayor, you could have the whole place turned into a Landfill site, keeping any residents you don't like in there too...
To be fair, I look at a massive landfill site/mound/hill that sits on the outskirts of Pompy every day ... I do sometimes think it'd be good to push it over in the Pompy direction ... but to be honest, even covered in tonnes and tonnes of rotting festered carp, I don't think people would notice the difference/see what I had done ...

I am being overly harsh, there are worse places in the world/country, but how anyone can 'love' the place as wholeheartedly as BT does is beyond me!!

If he would just accept that in the scheme of things, it is a 'hole', and that I have no interest in football/my loathing is not football related, then we could move on!

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Old 19-06-08, 01:07 PM   #18
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To be fair, I look at a massive landfill site/mound/hill that sits on the outskirts of Pompy every day ... I do sometimes think it'd be good to push it over in the Pompy direction ... but to be honest, even covered in tonnes and tonnes of rotting festered carp, I don't think people would notice the difference/see what I had done ...

I am being overly harsh, there are worse places in the world/country, but how anyone can 'love' the place as wholeheartedly as BT does is beyond me!!

If he would just accept that in the scheme of things, it is a 'hole', and that I have no interest in football/my loathing is not football related, then we could move on!
Blue,

Jesus man, thats one reaosn you will never be a good mayor. Look at your anger. The last post was a test to see how you react. You were very responsive in the worong manners. Effective communication and interpersonel people skills are what matters when running for political or figure head status.


Here are some other things you can do when you start to feel angry:
  • talk to a friend you can trust
  • count to 10
  • get or give a hug
  • do jumping jacks or another exercise
  • draw a picture of your anger
  • play a video game
  • run around the outside of the house five times as fast as you can
  • sing along with the stereo
  • pull weeds in the garden
  • think good thoughts (maybe about a fun vacation or your favorite sport)
  • take a bike ride.
Never getting angry is impossible. Instead, remember that how you act when you're angry can make the situation better or worse. Don't let anger be the boss of you. Take charge of it!

Also there should be nothing wrong with how proud you feel of the place you live. If only a few more people cared about the surrounings and communites then maybe we wont have the amount of sith holes lurking around the place and violent kids ruining the place for everyone else.
 
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the amount of sith holes lurking around the place.
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stuff.
I see, so its all just a cunning ruse ...

I just have no time for idiots .... to be fair, to me, all this Pompy stuff has just made you come across as a bit of a retard ...

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