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02-02-09, 01:43 PM | #31 |
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Re: stupid things you do when you wake up
Kerri once dreamed I was reversing my car and that I was going to hit a wall.
So at 2.30am she swung her arm and smacked me in the heart. I woke up thinking I'd been jumped on by a horse!! The only thing I could say was.. 'WHAT THE HELL???????'
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02-02-09, 08:37 PM | #32 |
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Tell my wife for the 50th time that night that...
I CAN'T DO F*** ALL ABOUT THE SNORING WHEN I'M ASLEEP! What is it about this concept that women don't get? |
02-02-09, 08:45 PM | #33 |
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I usually wake myself up with my snoring, it's so loud! The other morning I woke up thinking I'd heard shouting, then I realised it was me! I think I need help.
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03-02-09, 11:49 AM | #34 |
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03-02-09, 01:07 PM | #36 |
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Woke up early morning one night while dreaming about picking something up off a shelf. While in the motion of bending down to get it I woke up and continued to do the same action headbutting my girl friend in the back of the head!
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03-02-09, 10:40 PM | #37 |
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Scratch my balls whilst yawning loudly and shuffling about heading for the shower
That`s the normal part , the stupid part is getting into the shower and forgetting to hit the button twice , one hit is "On" , second hit is "Heat" ....... many a time I have stepped back into an Icy BLAST of water and screamed like Homer Simpson . |
04-02-09, 01:42 AM | #38 |
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Look around me to see if I'm in my own bed, if I'm not I look beside me to see whose bed I am in. I suffer with serious memory problems until I have fully woken up, some days I don't remember what my own room looks like.
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04-02-09, 01:59 AM | #39 |
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Go to work...
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04-02-09, 06:50 AM | #40 |
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think about my bike.. oh..!!! and turn of the TV..!
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