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03-07-09, 04:38 PM | #31 |
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Re: Medical advice please...
sounds obvious, but it used to happen to me all the time when swimming when I was a kid.
Jump onto a bed landing sideways (obviously not from too high - dont damage anything else!) with your 'full' ear pointing downwards and it should just drain straight out!
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03-07-09, 05:20 PM | #32 |
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This is fascinating stuff! Not sure i can offer any useful suggestions, swinging between skyscrapers hanging on a thread of spidey silk maybe.... i cant wait to find out what finally works, keep us posted x
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03-07-09, 05:36 PM | #33 |
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Cover your nose with two fingers, then *blow*your nose gently. This should help, it worked for me.
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03-07-09, 09:18 PM | #34 |
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Spidey pop round here and I'll get my wet vac on it, that should sort it
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03-07-09, 11:09 PM | #35 |
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Ultrasound it, or using resonant (higher) frequencies, you can break up the water/blockage.
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Not tried it but worth a shot i guess.
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Slightly worried i might dislodge a brain cell and i think the other one would be lonely if that happened. Keep em comming guys, nothing worked so far and its getting to the point where i'm thinking of cutting my head off so i can poke my ear from the inside. Sticking my head back on might be the downside of that little idea tho
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04-07-09, 12:27 AM | #37 |
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Try not to put anything into your ear, it sounds like you have a perforated eardrum as you are unable to regulate the airspace in your ear and the water has possibly gone into the inner ear. Doctor! Doctor! Doctor! is all I can say, if it's really making you that stressed you could try local A&E but remember its Friday (fight night) and it will be heaving. Do not try putting anything else in until he has used the auroscope and determine whether the eardrum is intact, you may exacerbate the problem. Hope you are better soon x, its really unpleasant but try to bear with it until you know for sure. Last edited by Von Teese; 04-07-09 at 12:29 AM. |
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04-07-09, 12:59 AM | #40 |
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lie on floor, get large friend to attach kitchen sink plunger over the offending ear and have at it
Sorry mate, go to sleep on that side and hope for the best, see the doc on monday. |
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