Grr! Women!

6.50am is early

I get up every day at 6 am. Out the door by 6.50am. In work by 7.25am.

As for your Mrs giving you a hard time, she does have an alarm clock herself doesn't she? I mean just about every mobile in the world now has an alarm on it.

I agree, kill her.

Originally Posted by Jabba

However, I can't cope with the inability to park straight

Now don't get me started on women drivers who can't parallel park (though I may not be able to spell it )...

... too late!

I thank my lucky stars for being dropped on the head and a small child as it knocked some sense into me and possibly caused the appearence of the Y chromosome that seems to lurk in the lighter recesses of my brain.

I can park. Car, truck, tank (!) - you name it I can park it given good enough visability. I was proud of the fact I could get my big ol 4x4 into parking spaces (safely and without a scratch to any vehicle) that my fella of the time wouldn't even attempt to park his Citroen AX in.

And now I'm driving a Mini again - I can park anywhere dude.

I'm good. Really good. In my completely un-humble opinion, as borne out by reality, of course.



So it pains me each time, at about 5pm without fail the bubble-headed blonde bimbo from Prada-Hell comes home from work.

She drives a Ford Ka. Little red thing - not very big at all...

... so I find it almost completely unfathomable as to why she requires the whole side of a street to be clear to be able to park her car in less that 5 minutes and 4 manouvers.

I kid you not dear reader. Each day (unless avoidance tactics are undertaken - such as me not even being home) I am subjected to the whining death rattle of her beleagured engine as she over-revs it to infinity and back just to move the smallest fraction of an inch.

Forwards. Backwards. Forwards again. Door open to look at the pavement, door shut. Then repeat ad infinitum.

In a space that could comfortably have fitted my 4x4, and I do mean really comfortably, she had taken up to 15 minutes to actually park her car.

I'm virtually at the point where I'll go out there and offer to park it for her one day.


However, I did say that I find this recurring nightmare almost completely unfathomable, I do have one theory...





























... she's just ****.

Originally Posted by Ping

Oh FFS.

*whine whine whine whine* Women this, women that...

If you DON'T mean to say ALL WOMEN are like that, WHY specify 'women' in the title?

OOOOOOOoooooooh :P

I'll agree with the first reply

[fizzwheel]

Originally Posted by K

So it pains me each time, at about 5pm without fail the bubble-headed blonde bimbo from Prada-Hell comes home from work.

She drives a Ford Ka. Little red thing - not very big at all...

... so I find it almost completely unfathomable as to why she requires the whole side of a street to be clear to be able to park her car in less that 5 minutes and 4 manouvers.

I kid you not dear reader. Each day (unless avoidance tactics are undertaken - such as me not even being home) I am subjected to the whining death rattle of her beleagured engine as she over-revs it to infinity and back just to move the smallest fraction of an inch.

Forwards. Backwards. Forwards again. Door open to look at the pavement, door shut. Then repeat ad infinitum.

In a space that could comfortably have fitted my 4x4, and I do mean really comfortably, she had taken up to 15 minutes to actually park her car.

K, I think video evidence is required so we can see just how bad this girl is at parking.

Originally Posted by fizzwheel

K, I think video evidence is required so we can see just how bad this girl is at parking.

Or just how tasty she is!!?

My Mrs can park, better than me in fact But I still haven't managed to work out the "lack of logical thinking" bit yet, but maybe it's just my wife.

As for you being responsible for her oversleeping, tell not to be such a lazy £*&%@ and get herself up in the morning.

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i love ping

[fizzwheel]

Originally Posted by Scoobs

Or just how tasty she is!!?

Dammit Scoobs I was trying to be subtle about it, your right though

Originally Posted by fizzwheel

you're right though

I invariably am young man.