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Old 25-11-07, 04:47 AM   #1
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Default Things you'd never thought you'd say ?????

got up this morning, put on my knee brace, bloody thing was freezing (sleeping at my mums not heating until 8 am), and said to myself, "must remember to heatup my brace before putting it on" .

Got me to thinking of other things I've said which I never would have predicted.

" because I told you to"
(in the context of any Dad the first time he realises he's turning into his father).

everyone must have some, so what's yours ?


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Old 25-11-07, 07:28 AM   #2
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no, i better not drink too much............i have work in the morning?
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Old 25-11-07, 08:50 AM   #3
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To the daughter

"What is that noise your listerning to" on hearing some rave music
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Old 25-11-07, 09:05 AM   #4
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To the kids when they were younger

'Were you born in a barn'?

'Shut the door, I'm not heating the street'

'If you want to listen to that rubbish, use headphones'

Oh dear, I used to cringe everytime I said them. I sounded just like my mother!
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Old 25-11-07, 09:27 AM   #5
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'That cardigan looks nice and cosy for the winter'
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Old 25-11-07, 01:05 PM   #6
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You'll get square eye watching too much tele...

If you don't wash behind your ears you'll get Potatoes growing there.
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Old 25-11-07, 01:20 PM   #7
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If you don't wash behind your ears you'll get Potatoes growing there.
Still yet to harvest a single King Eddy from my ears but hey ho...

Along the same lines....

"Look at the dirt in your ears" Go on try it

"She's the cats mother" WTF was THAT all about.....??
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Old 25-11-07, 02:55 PM   #8
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My Mum...

"If you fall and break your leg, don't come running to me". Yes, she actually said it. In all seriousness. When I wouldn't come down from the apple tree in the back garden.
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Old 25-11-07, 03:20 PM   #9
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you better take off this jacket indoors - or i wont feel the benefit when i go outside. said this on friday at a first aid course to woman next to me. she looked at me and said omg i thought i had sat next to my mother (she has been dead for 5 years) - must have looked particularly rough that day.
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Old 25-11-07, 03:27 PM   #10
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not really the same but!!!
Shock horror when you find yourself licking a tissue to wipe that mark off your childs face.
Argggggggg Ive become my nan
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