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got up this morning, put on my knee brace, bloody thing was freezing (sleeping at my mums not heating until 8 am), and said to myself, "must remember to heatup my brace before putting it on" .
Got me to thinking of other things I've said which I never would have predicted. " because I told you to" (in the context of any Dad the first time he realises he's turning into his father). everyone must have some, so what's yours ? Cheers Mark.
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no, i better not drink too much............i have work in the morning?
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To the daughter
"What is that noise your listerning to" on hearing some rave music |
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To the kids when they were younger
'Were you born in a barn'? 'Shut the door, I'm not heating the street' 'If you want to listen to that rubbish, use headphones' Oh dear, I used to cringe everytime I said them. I sounded just like my mother!
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'That cardigan looks nice and cosy for the winter'
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You'll get square eye watching too much tele...
If you don't wash behind your ears you'll get Potatoes growing there.
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My Mum...
"If you fall and break your leg, don't come running to me". Yes, she actually said it. In all seriousness. When I wouldn't come down from the apple tree in the back garden. |
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you better take off this jacket indoors - or i wont feel the benefit when i go outside. said this on friday at a first aid course to woman next to me. she looked at me and said omg i thought i had sat next to my mother (she has been dead for 5 years) - must have looked particularly rough that day.
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not really the same but!!!
Shock horror when you find yourself licking a tissue to wipe that mark off your childs face. Argggggggg Ive become my nan |
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