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12-12-09, 04:03 PM
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So I called the exgirlfriend today
I phoned up a really gorgeous ex-girlfriend of mine the other day.
We lost track of time, chatting about the wild nights we used to enjoy together. I couldn't BELIEVE it when she asked if I'd like to meet up and maybe rekindle a little of that magic. "Wow!" I said "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now! I'm a bit older and a bit balder than when you last saw me!" She giggled and said she was sure I'd meet the challenge! "Yeah," I said, "Just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistband that's a few inches wider these days!" She laughed and told me to stop being so silly! She teased me, saying she thought tubby bald men were cute. "Anyway", she said, "I've put on a couple of pounds myself!" So I hung up on the fat bitch. |
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12-12-09, 04:18 PM
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12-12-09, 04:49 PM
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Re: So I called the exgirlfriend today
haha, plagiarism, that's a week detention
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12-12-09, 04:51 PM
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Re: So I called the exgirlfriend today
Rob, i knew we had many things in common....but to have dated the same desperate fat cow???
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12-12-09, 04:56 PM
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Re: So I called the exgirlfriend today
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hell no, he's struck off now FOREVER. |
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12-12-09, 05:28 PM
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NEVER go back .... rose tinted glasses and all !!!
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12-12-09, 06:41 PM
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Re: So I called the exgirlfriend today
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 And oldy but a goody!
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12-12-09, 07:50 PM
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f*** me..thats older than the bible
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12-12-09, 07:52 PM
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Sehr gut!!!!!!!
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12-12-09, 08:03 PM
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Re: So I called the exgirlfriend today
You haven't been messing with ...
Hitler's Girlfriend ... ... have you ?
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