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Old 12-09-10, 08:35 PM   #1
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Default I call me SV (Curvy) Kylie...

Because I will ride her on a regular basis, and give her the occasional spanking...

Trouble is, as she's bright green, every other clown calls her Kermit..

How the hell can I ride Kermit??? Lol!


What do you call yours and why??
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Old 12-09-10, 08:56 PM   #2
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Default Re: I call me SV (Curvy) Kylie...

well if its green we should call you capt kirk he's always riding green women

first bike sv curvy was suzi obviously
new bike marigold named after wife horse, if see can have a expencive hobby so can i

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Old 12-09-10, 08:58 PM   #3
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Default Re: I call me SV (Curvy) Kylie...

The legendary Lightning.. The Wonderbucket. Bit of a gob full, I know but I can probably do a lap by the tim you spit it out!
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Old 12-09-10, 08:58 PM   #4
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Default Re: I call me SV (Curvy) Kylie...

Wilma - because my brother's bike was called Betty
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Old 12-09-10, 09:01 PM   #5
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Default Re: I call me SV (Curvy) Kylie...

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well if its green we should call you capt kirk he's always riding green women

first bike sv curvy was suzi obviously
new bike marigold named after wife horse, if see can have a expencive hobby so can i
Laffing me ass off at Cap'n Kirk!! Thanks for that!

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Old 12-09-10, 10:01 PM   #6
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Default Re: I call me SV (Curvy) Kylie...

my old naked bike was called Jamie - yes he was a he, not a girly bike.

my sv doesn't have a name - although my mates call her the flying banana or the banana bike. I dont have a name for it - I just call it her and she, so tis a girl, cause its a pretty bike!
Normally my motors are all male, even my battered old range rover was called Bertie or Bert for short, named because he was made up out of all sorts of other bits or range rover when it got broke playing off-road (Bertie Bassett from Liquorice allsorts - get it?? hehe)

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Old 12-09-10, 10:03 PM   #7
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Default Re: I call me SV (Curvy) Kylie...

Both bikes have names, The SV is called Sylvie, because she is silver and an SV.

The XJ is called Agnes, it comes from her number plate and us being a little bit sad!

Wifey's bike is called Rosie, because it is red. This putting a bad light on us...
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Old 12-09-10, 10:09 PM   #8
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Default Re: I call me SV (Curvy) Kylie...

Sv was Suzie because I couldn't be original

and the Gixer is Rodney cos of the number plate.

I like to ride Rodney its much more fun than Suzie. He is fast, furious and likes it when I'm naughty although its not as much fun when its wet!!!
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Old 12-09-10, 10:18 PM   #9
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Default Re: I call me SV (Curvy) Kylie...

Muddie, you have a petrol thing going on, bab.. Like it a lot!

Jayneflakes, I do like the name 'Agnes' for the old Xj..lol Kinda sums them up I guess?

Amanda, I can't POSSIBLY comment on your post.. I'm far to innocent...
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Old 13-09-10, 12:11 AM   #10
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Default Re: I call me SV (Curvy) Kylie...

Yup, must admit I do like my motors, not modern stuff though, as they're rather bland, prefer stuff with character and a bit different etc.

I'm not really a petrol head as I aint mechanically minded, rather let someone else do those jobs - I just love to drive and ride anything and everything, drove a little mx5 round cadwell once - that was fun, and have been round with touring car driver Tim Harvey, nice guy, but passion is offroading 4x4's - hence where my nickname came from lol.

Not been for a while so ride the bike for fun instead nowadays.

But back to bike names................ dont normally name my vehicles, only named the rangie and my old bike, as they were a bit rough around the edges so had some character about them, so doubt the SV will be named as its my shiny baby. Still love it though!
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