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Old 26-07-06, 03:51 PM   #1
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Default Shopping dilema

Bought some stuff so I can have Fajitas for my tea



However I just realised I've forgotten my cargo net and I don't have a rucksack.
I can shove the tortillas and the packet mix inside my jacket but not sure what to do with the pepper.

One lad in the office sugeested I should tape it to my helmet

Any ideas anyone ?

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Old 26-07-06, 03:52 PM   #2
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Down your trousers to impress the girls?!
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Old 26-07-06, 03:52 PM   #3
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Bought some stuff so I can have Fajitas for my tea



However I just realised I've forgotten my cargo net and I don't have a rucksack.
I can shove the tortillas and the packet mix inside my jacket but not sure what to do with the pepper.

One lad in the office sugeested I should tape it to my helmet

Any ideas anyone ?

Wedge it into the tank filler hole.
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Old 26-07-06, 03:54 PM   #4
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I can shove the tortillas and the packet mix inside my jacket but not sure what to do with the pepper.
Can't help but think that you're gonna get some unsavoury suggestions
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Old 26-07-06, 03:54 PM   #5
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Cut it into strips and tie them to your can. They should be nicely char-grilled when you get home.
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Old 26-07-06, 04:00 PM   #6
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Cut it into strips and tie them to your can. They should be nicely char-grilled when you get home.
Beat me to it
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Old 26-07-06, 04:29 PM   #7
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If your waistband on your jacket's tight, just drop it down the front.
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Old 26-07-06, 04:34 PM   #8
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If the stalk is long enough grip it with your teeth and let the pepper hang below the chin bar of your lid. might get the odd look when stopped at lights as people might think you have some unsightly growth! :P
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Old 26-07-06, 04:37 PM   #9
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Stick it inside the front of your jacket and look a right tit.
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Old 26-07-06, 07:51 PM   #10
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Mangaged to fit it under the seat, very tasty it was too !!
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