It happened but you can't prove it? - SV650.org

muzikill · 21-08-07, 06:43 PM

Something cool or weird ever happened on a rideout by yourself that you tell everyone and can't prove?

A few out in the middle of nowhere stories from scotland

Taking a small b class road across to lanarkshire i noticed through the noise a jet fighter behind me so without thinking i waved up as it passed overhead, the plane did a roll side to side to wave back!

Heading from fort william to aviemore i was going along past loch laggan towards the house out of monarch of the glen, as i looked across the length of the loch a one of those planes that carries jeeps & tanks etc. flew across the loch some 50 feet above the surface but still below the road level!

Stopping in the cleish hills overlooking the kinross countryside on a still summers day two years ago for a ciggie break, a whirlwind came towards me like a mini tornado, freaky as hell felt like a ghost passing by me.

Anyone else have any stories?

22-08-07, 02:09 PM

Just that one time when Halle Berry was all over me like a rash and I had to tell her
" No Berry, you may well be a splendid example of a sultry seductress with infinate beauty and a mighty fine figure but you cannot just flutter your large eyes at me and expect me to be all compliant. Now sling your hook"

22-08-07, 02:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Swiss

Just that one time when Halle Berry was all over me like a rash and I had to tell her
" No Berry, you may well be a splendid example of a sultry seductress with infinate beauty and a mighty fine figure but you cannot just flutter your large eyes at me and expect me to be all compliant. Now sling your hook"

Superb!!!

Oh that has tickled me!!!

Viney · 22-08-07, 03:18 PM

wheres the rest of this thread gone? I posted in it and it was up to a few pages??

Swiss, wasnt it Chuck Berry mate?

_Stretchie_ · 23-08-07, 10:06 AM

I keep getting my knee dow, but my sliders keep repairing themselves??!!?!?

23-08-07, 10:20 AM

I pulled a wheelie once!

23-08-07, 10:43 AM

once i was in this well old stately home and i decided to have a poke around in this wardrobe to my amazement it was full of fur coats.. weird.. anyhow i heard the house keeper coming so i jumped in and closed the door.. then it got cold really cold.. and i looked down and i was standing on snow??? so i turned around and i was in a massive wood, this is where it got Uber strange a man or something similar came walking up but he had what looked like deers legs... so i shouted over... "OI mate am i in Narnia???"
he looks at me like im an idiot and shouts back "no mate... your in Chernobyl..

To this day i cant prove anything... weird

23-08-07, 11:26 AM

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Originally Posted by scorpion

I pulled a wheelie once!

Always tended to go for girls myself

23-08-07, 03:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by skint

Always tended to go for girls myself

Tended, Does that mean you don't go for girls anymore?

23-08-07, 07:18 PM

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Originally Posted by _Stretchie_

I keep getting my knee dow, but my sliders keep repairing themselves??!!?!?

Ive told you mate... give those to me, and I'll permanantly scuff them!

21-08-07, 06:43 PM	#1
muzikill Member Mega Poster Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Dunfermline Posts: 1,712	It happened but you can't prove it? Something cool or weird ever happened on a rideout by yourself that you tell everyone and can't prove? A few out in the middle of nowhere stories from scotland Taking a small b class road across to lanarkshire i noticed through the noise a jet fighter behind me so without thinking i waved up as it passed overhead, the plane did a roll side to side to wave back! Heading from fort william to aviemore i was going along past loch laggan towards the house out of monarch of the glen, as i looked across the length of the loch a one of those planes that carries jeeps & tanks etc. flew across the loch some 50 feet above the surface but still below the road level! Stopping in the cleish hills overlooking the kinross countryside on a still summers day two years ago for a ciggie break, a whirlwind came towards me like a mini tornado, freaky as hell felt like a ghost passing by me. Anyone else have any stories? __________________ Learn to maintain your bike, take it apart, rebuild the engine & more (using better bolts ), drop it & fix it again! K3 Job c.v: Engine:remove/split/rebuild/refit. Replace:Gearbox,Fuel pump,Gaskets. Piston clean,rings. Overhaul:Throttle body,Injectors,Brakes,Forks. Remove/refit:Exhaust,Radiator,Oil cooler,Throttle,Air filter,Tank. Replace: Oil,Coolant,grease,brake hoses & bleed.

22-08-07, 02:09 PM	#2
Swiss Guest Posts: n/a	Re: It happened but you can't prove it? Just that one time when Halle Berry was all over me like a rash and I had to tell her " No Berry, you may well be a splendid example of a sultry seductress with infinate beauty and a mighty fine figure but you cannot just flutter your large eyes at me and expect me to be all compliant. Now sling your hook"

22-08-07, 03:18 PM	#4
Viney Member Mega Poster Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: In the shadows to the left Posts: 7,700	Re: It happened but you can't prove it? wheres the rest of this thread gone? I posted in it and it was up to a few pages?? Swiss, wasnt it Chuck Berry mate?

23-08-07, 10:06 AM	#5
_Stretchie_ Large Member Mega Poster Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Minsterworth, Gloucester Posts: 2,353	Re: It happened but you can't prove it? I keep getting my knee dow, but my sliders keep repairing themselves??!!?!? __________________ How to amuze an idiot: Look right-> <-Look Left

23-08-07, 10:20 AM	#6
scorpion Guest Posts: n/a	Re: It happened but you can't prove it? I pulled a wheelie once!

23-08-07, 10:43 AM	#7
John 675 Guest Posts: n/a	Re: It happened but you can't prove it? once i was in this well old stately home and i decided to have a poke around in this wardrobe to my amazement it was full of fur coats.. weird.. anyhow i heard the house keeper coming so i jumped in and closed the door.. then it got cold really cold.. and i looked down and i was standing on snow??? so i turned around and i was in a massive wood, this is where it got Uber strange a man or something similar came walking up but he had what looked like deers legs... so i shouted over... "OI mate am i in Narnia???" he looks at me like im an idiot and shouts back "no mate... your in Chernobyl.. To this day i cant prove anything... weird

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