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Old 15-04-08, 12:55 PM   #11
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I`ll emigrate/immigrate whatever`s required unfortunately tho some of you are going to have to be ill from time to time in order to keep me in work
Queues for bed-baths start over THERE folks......
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Old 15-04-08, 01:03 PM   #12
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But you`ll have to be in some way incapacitated in order to qualify for a bed bath.... and i don`t mean drunk!!!
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Old 15-04-08, 01:06 PM   #13
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But you`ll have to be in some way incapacitated in order to qualify for a bed bath.... and i don`t mean drunk!!!
Owww, I broke a nail while taking me boots off...................................
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Old 15-04-08, 01:06 PM   #14
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Where and when do "I pledge my allegance to the flag of the United States of .Org.......................".

So in the US of .Org, are cars banned from the roads on a Sunday ??????.

Can we introduce a SPACE tax. All those people who occupy too much space (i.e. fat and therefore due to their pie monster status likely to be a burden on our newly formed health service), must pay at least twice as much as anyone else.

to be made cumpulsory by law on Friday's.

Sorry if it's not going to be called the US of .Org, just sort of made that up on the spot.
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Old 15-04-08, 01:08 PM   #15
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I nicked myself while shaving........................................... .......
































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Old 15-04-08, 01:12 PM   #16
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We will have to have an anthem to sing every Sunday before ride outs! lol
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Old 15-04-08, 01:17 PM   #17
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We will have to have an anthem to sing every Sunday before ride outs! lol
How about,,,,,,,

Get your motor runninghead out on the highway
Looking for adventure in whatever comes our way.
Yeah darling
gonna make it happen
Take the world in a lovely embrace.
Fire all of your guns at once and explode into space.
I like smoke and lightning
heavy metal thunder
Racing with the wind and the feeling that I'm under.
Yeah darling
gonna make it happen
. . .
like a true nature child we were born
born to be wild.
We can climb so high
I never wanna die.
Born to be wild
born to be wild.
Get your motor running
head out on the highway
. . .
Yeah darling
gonna make it happen
. . .
Like a true nature child we were born
born to be wild. . . .
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Old 15-04-08, 01:20 PM   #18
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Can we introduce a SPACE tax. All those people who occupy too much space (i.e. fat and therefore due to their pie monster status likely to be a burden on our newly formed health service), must pay at least twice as much as anyone else.
Not sure about taxing these people, but.....

I would support a bye-law in the newly formed state that says no pie/sweet shop should exist without a turnstile-type entrance/exit.

According to whatfatpeopledontlike.com (no, really):

"Many fat people have had nightmares about going to a fair or sporting event where turnstiles are used. Being lodged between a metal gate and a metal bar is as frighting as low fat mayonnaise"

it goes on:

"Their non-fat friends bust through the turnstile like it is merely a turnstile, while distended cows find themselves bending, shaping, and moving their lard bags in ways never seen before"

I believe in conscious decision making.
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Old 15-04-08, 01:22 PM   #19
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How about,,,,,,,

Get your motor runninghead out on the highway
Looking for adventure in whatever comes our way.
Yeah darling
gonna make it happen
Take the world in a lovely embrace.
Fire all of your guns at once and explode into space.
I like smoke and lightning
heavy metal thunder
Racing with the wind and the feeling that I'm under.
Yeah darling
gonna make it happen
. . .
like a true nature child we were born
born to be wild.
We can climb so high
I never wanna die.
Born to be wild
born to be wild.
Get your motor running
head out on the highway
. . .
Yeah darling
gonna make it happen
. . .
Like a true nature child we were born
born to be wild. . . .

wow, did you make that up yourself?!
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Old 15-04-08, 01:22 PM   #20
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We would be a republic nothing to do with the US, however would be useful to be on good terms with them....

Yup all people with skills that make a country run, would be needed. All shape and sizes off people will be in, details like that can be dealt with later on.

But we need s suggestions of a place we can all live, form a government then we have to get other contries to recoinse we exist. We would need a flag and a national athem. Which yes can be sung on Sundays and indeed Friday forbut its your own fault if

The new land should have good roads, somewhere I can dive with climate similar to here though less rain, and warmer winters would be good. Oh no lay abouts, everyone must work. No free rides for anyone.

Right that what needs to be done, so can it done?
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