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11-07-08, 12:30 AM | #1 |
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Story thread: Read the story, write a few sentences and pass it on
I don't know if this has been done before but I thought I'd give it a go.
Rules: Up to three sentences and no-one is allowed to end it. There MUST only be story text written in here. Here goes. Once upon a time there was a little beaver called Norris. Norris was a happy go lucky sort of beaver who enjoyed many things in life. One day he was tending his dam when he heard something he had never heard before..... Last edited by monkey; 11-07-08 at 12:30 AM. Reason: Spelling |
11-07-08, 02:00 AM | #2 |
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It sounded like a loud wailing and was coming from woods. Norris went to investigate and when he reached the source of the noise, he discovered a rather sexy female beaver tied to a tree. She was......
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11-07-08, 06:09 AM | #3 | |
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11-07-08, 06:43 AM | #4 | |
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Or at least, if she hadnt been gagged thats that is, instead, all he heard was "MM MM M MM MMM, MM MMMMM, MMM M MM M M MM!!!!" Unfortunately for Norris, her warning was too late, and as the explosion ripped him apart, he wished that he hadn't had such a thing for female beavers in PVC and Gimp masks.
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11-07-08, 08:36 AM | #6 |
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Re: Story thread: Read the story, write a few sentences and pass it on
was suddenly set upon by a lusty pirate swinging his cutlass wildly. The cougar stood no chance and ran as fast as the wind. The Pirate meanwhile buckled his swash and...
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11-07-08, 01:27 PM | #7 |
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...spliced his mainbrace. He remembered Norris from the good old days when they were both students who had worked at the local Lidls together for at least three and a half weeks. Who could have inflicted such a horrible death on Norris and Sheila? (Who was very well known thoughout the forest). Intent on revenge Stingpants the pilates teacher set off....
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11-07-08, 01:48 PM | #9 |
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...through which stepped Dawn (think about it). Dawn was a fine buxom wench with long tresses of flaxen coloured hair. She would regularly pump the cabin boy's spectacular...
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....bilge until she could take it any more. Dawn spoke with a deep husky voice, rather like Kath Beale but with an old German accent; "What bringeth thou to meine luvlig forest ya?". Stingopants replied....
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