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Old 18-11-08, 11:10 PM   #21
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Bikes come first!
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Old 18-11-08, 11:14 PM   #22
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Old 18-11-08, 11:15 PM   #23
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Old 18-11-08, 11:17 PM   #24
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I find selective deafness helps when she shouts at me to stop messing with the bikes.
At least I think thats what she said.
I found telling her to STFU worked quite well, right up until the day we got divorced.
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Old 18-11-08, 11:28 PM   #25
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I found telling her to STFU worked quite well, right up until the day we got divorced.
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Old 19-11-08, 08:54 AM   #26
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Absolutely! I put aside Sat Evening to get the house sorted, quick hoover and bathroom cleaned does it. Rest of my life is enjoying my bike and boat.

As for asking Mr Lou to help? Only if we have visitors for dinner, which I think is about once a year.
Otherwise I kick him outside to clean my bike! (only joking Mr Lou, in case you read this )
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Old 19-11-08, 09:00 AM   #27
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calmly reply that you are busy and could she stop shouting like a fishwife as its embarrasing you. she will be too busy huffing to bother you again
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Old 19-11-08, 09:54 AM   #28
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Ha haa haa, class. Who started this thread again I forget? Is it a Blue SV thread?

I'm SOOOO lucky when my missus isn't checking on me to make sure I've not severed an atrery whilst wearing a smile and bearing a brew she's in there with me handing me spanners and having a right old banter and calling me names. It's no different to being in the garage With SqurellHunter, Mac99 or Beenz.. Except when I lean over to administer a kiss...

I don't kiss HER in the garage ha haa.

She was great when I had the engine out and split the engine casing in half IN THE LIVING ROOM, she was helping me clean parts (I'm just showing off now I now.. I'm sorry)






She even fights me, she physically kicks me out to make me clean the bike, because I don't like cleaning it. It should be diiiirty
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Old 19-11-08, 09:59 AM   #29
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Ha haa haa, class. Who started this thread again I forget? Is it a Blue SV thread?

I'm SOOOO lucky when my missus isn't checking on me to make sure I've not severed an atrery whilst wearing a smile and bearing a brew she's in there with me handing me spanners and having a right old banter and calling me names. It's no different to being in the garage With SqurellHunter, Mac99 or Beenz.. Except when I lean over to administer a kiss...

I don't kiss HER in the garage ha haa.

She was great when I had the engine out and split the engine casing in half IN THE LIVING ROOM, she was helping me clean parts (I'm just showing off now I now.. I'm sorry)






She even fights me, she physically kicks me out to make me clean the bike, because I don't like cleaning it. It should be diiiirty
brilliant!! photographic evidence too! i love it!
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Old 19-11-08, 10:08 AM   #30
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Work on the bike is supported 100% by my other half. She rather rationally recognises it's more important mechanical failure on my bike doesn't kill me than a hinge in the bathroom gets replaced.

Edit: Stretchie's missus FTW.
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