Spider

I spent a good 15mins trying to get the one in my room last night he was big and could move when he wanted to you could see him doing press ups and he kept hiding under my chest of draws!

spiderz eatz teh flyz, they iz ur friends...

There is no way I will be touching any spider, EVER

Originally Posted by Raf

Damn, I am making far too much sense for a drunken man... right let's think of something else random... right got it, no wait... damn... it's gone!

PS. RIP MBK's frightening spider. You were at the wrong place at the wrong time, but I'll remember you.

Well you amended that run of sense at the end

Originally Posted by Milky Bar Kid

There is no way I will be touching any spider, EVER

An opinion that might not hold the test of time. Never say never, or ever in this case. But in all seriousness you need to get over it. They are tiny, you are HUGE for them. Just imagine you walk into a room and shout "Ahhhhh spiDER!!!!". The poor little thing is probably thinking "AHHHHH EIGHT OF THEM! HELP!!!!"

You huge, them tiny! You'll be fine, they be doing their best to get away from you will all of their 8 legs, in a hurry.

Ohh that sounds more drunk didn't it.

Originally Posted by joshmac

Well you amended that run of sense at the end

I tried my best to inject some humor into the conversation to take some edge away from her fear. Did it work?

[yorkie_chris]

Turn down the drunkenness in this convo or I will be forced to descend to your level by drinking more of this scotch!

[jamesterror]

Spiderss... we had a visitor from Columbia in the bananas at work, was still alive too

[yorkie_chris]

Yup had one in a container from China too. Right big f##ker and looked a bit pi$$ed off at having nothing to eat but wheelchairs for 2 months.

Originally Posted by yorkie_chris

Turn down the drunkenness in this convo or I will be forced to descend to your level by drinking more of this scotch!

Ohh scotch! Now there is an idea! I was enjoying some real ale in the pub but I have a bottle of scotch that I got for Xmas. Hmm it's a work night, I've got karate tomorrow, it would just be a horrible combination. I've done it before, my sensei didn't stop until I turned a funny colour. I shall never go to karate lessons hung over again.