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Old 30-06-09, 02:57 PM   #11
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Shcoooooooobs
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Old 30-06-09, 03:04 PM   #12
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She's mad about her shoes
& recently had good news
She has a lady lump
a gorgeous baby bump
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Old 30-06-09, 03:09 PM   #13
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There is a famed couple on the org here.
the org was awash with his mullets
he'd certainly be dodging her bullets,
if he filled up the bike with diesel again.

She has a pal called Larry to hold her gear,
and they keep their bike in the house,
she's about the same size as a mouse,
that last comment will cause me some pain!

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Old 30-06-09, 03:11 PM   #14
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She's mad about her shoes
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She has a lady lump
a gorgeous baby bump
That's T.
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Old 30-06-09, 03:15 PM   #15
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You lot are way behind with this idea. I had a poem about me put to song years ago. It goes...

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Old 30-06-09, 03:17 PM   #16
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There is a guy called Josh from Woking,
he liked his exhaust popping and smoking,
his bike broke down, he felt like a clown,
for his new bike is pink, that he's riding.

Cheeky sod!
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Old 30-06-09, 03:21 PM   #17
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I´m a bit rubbish at this but here goes:-

New orgers stay clear
and rightly they fear,
the deviants that reside here,
some say they are dear,
others may jear
at the one that they call ....
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Old 30-06-09, 03:23 PM   #18
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Bear?
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Old 30-06-09, 03:23 PM   #19
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New orgers stay clear
and rightly they fear,
the deviants that reside here,
some say they are dear,
others may jear
at the one that they call ....
beer?
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Old 30-06-09, 03:26 PM   #20
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yeh .. beer would have been better!! I told you I was rubbish!
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