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Old 05-12-17, 07:49 AM   #2811
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Playing cricket with my 4 year old son and making my daughter the wicketkeeper as she wishes to be one. Simple fun yet so heart filling.
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Old 05-12-17, 08:44 AM   #2812
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I saw one with drl tonight. Car behind was flashing her but she wasn't paying attention.
Probably too interested in her phone - isn't there a app these people can get to tell them to turn their lights on - probably the only thing that would get their attention.

"Alexa, tell me when to turn my lights on - Oh and my wipers too".

"Alexa - wipe my ars3".........
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Old 05-12-17, 09:42 AM   #2813
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Does anyone follow Dave on Faceache - there is a clip in my feed this morning that made me laugh.
Shame I'm useless at sharing stuff.


Title goes something like "Should you ride a motorbike indoors" the answer is no, as the retard on an SV found out.
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Old 05-12-17, 09:44 AM   #2814
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Not sure if this will work.

nah it didn't.
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Old 05-12-17, 10:23 AM   #2815
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Not sure if this will work.

nah it didn't.
Never mind, I found this...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVD9UL3fvAo
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Old 05-12-17, 10:45 AM   #2816
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Playing cricket with my 4 year old son and making my daughter the wicketkeeper as she wishes to be one. Simple fun yet so heart filling.
This is good to hear. I hope Sarah Taylor is her favourite player.
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Old 05-12-17, 11:31 AM   #2817
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I have seen a few cars driving without lights on in last few weeks, also favourite trick of people with DRL is to use them instead of headlights, but numpties don't realise their rear lights are not lit up.
Depends... I had my car's 'brain' re-coded so my rear lights are on with the DRLs, seems daft to only light one end.

But the as for driving without lights, folks are useless and need a reminder. Many cars now have the dials permanently lit, so when it goes dark you can see your dials, street lighting makes it easy to see so dummies just blithely drive on. No reminder to them it is dark.... People don't pay enough attention while driving.
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Old 05-12-17, 12:05 PM   #2818
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I have a brilliant idea. Why not remove the light switch and just have them on all the time?
Why hasn't anyone else thought of this??


I'll go and get my coat, I have to ride my SV to work. Must remember to put the lights on. Hang on, wait a minute...
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Old 05-12-17, 02:34 PM   #2819
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I have a brilliant idea. Why not remove the light switch and just have them on all the time?
Why hasn't anyone else thought of this??
Surely you must have heard of a car maker called Volvo..............?
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Surely you must have heard of a car maker called Volvo..............?
I thought they made mineral water?
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