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11-06-14, 05:40 PM
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Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes
Q: Why did the jelly bean go to school?
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11-06-14, 07:01 PM
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Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes
Why did the sultana cross the road?
It was his raisin d'etre
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12-06-14, 03:16 AM
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Politicians are like guns.
You can't fire the ones that don't work.
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14-06-14, 06:20 AM
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What's the difference between America and yogurt?
If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years, it'll grow a culture.
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17-06-14, 06:36 AM
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The England team visited an orphanage in Brazil today. ‘It's heartbreaking to see their sad little faces with no hope,"’ said Jose, age 6.
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17-06-14, 09:46 AM
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Posted by wyrdness 19 June 2010: " The England team visited an orphanage in Cape Town today. "It's heartbreaking to see their sad little faces with no hope" said Jamal, aged 6. "
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17-06-14, 09:50 AM
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4 years ago?? I can't remember what I had for breakfast yesterday lol
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What's breakfast?
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