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Old 06-07-14, 09:20 PM   #1031
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FIFA have denied that the world cup is fixed and that Brazil deserved their hard fought semi final victory against Germany next Tuesday.
But this is true, what's it doing on the Comedy page?
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Old 07-07-14, 02:39 PM   #1032
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The showing of the repeat episode of Animal Hospital where Rolf Harris shows us how to handle a beaver has been postponed indefinitely.
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Old 07-07-14, 04:10 PM   #1033
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The showing of the repeat episode of Animal Hospital where Rolf Harris shows us how to handle a beaver has been postponed indefinitely.
Surely he's the kind of guy who wasn't into hair...
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Old 07-07-14, 04:13 PM   #1034
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Police are re opening the investigation in to Rolf Harris after allegations that he also groped Vanessa Felts.

They fear other claims may have been exaggerated as well
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Old 08-07-14, 09:07 PM   #1035
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I haven't seen Brazilians this bad since "one-armed Enriqué" took over the local waxing salon.
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Old 08-07-14, 09:25 PM   #1036
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I haven't seen Brazilians this bad since "one-armed Enriqué" took over the local waxing salon.
You happen to follow Dai Lama?
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Old 09-07-14, 02:03 PM   #1038
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Last night was the most embarrassing semi since I watched broke back mountain
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Old 10-07-14, 05:19 AM   #1039
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BBC News : "Tour de France champion out after crashing twice" - just proves the point there is no Froome for error .
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