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11-07-14, 09:21 PM
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Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes
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12-07-14, 07:26 AM
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Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes
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13-07-14, 08:44 PM
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Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes
Not funny, BUT . .
All those Nazi War Criminals who absconded to Argentina don't know who to back in World Cup
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13-07-14, 08:50 PM
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Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes
Also not funny, I was watching a 3d printer yesterday in the early stages of producing something and had to resist the temptation to say, in an Australian accent, "Can you tell what it is yet?"
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15-07-14, 01:30 AM
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Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes
Being an American I decided to learn a foreign language and I've chosen english.
However, it's been two weeks now and so far I'm only familiar with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't Y yet.
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16-07-14, 03:56 PM
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This would be funny if it wasn't so true:
" British tax return This example shows the importance of accuracy in your tax return. The HMRC (Her Majesty's Revenue & Customs) has returned the Tax Return to a man in STANSTED after he apparently answered one of the questions incorrectly. In response to the question: "Do you have anyone dependant on you?" he wrote: "2.1 million illegal immigrants, 1.1 million crackheads, 4.4 million unemployable Jeremy Kyle scroungers, 900,000 criminals in over 85 prisons plus 650 idiots in Parliament and the whole of the European Commission". The HMRC stated that the response he gave was Unacceptable. The man's response back to HMRC was: *"Who did I miss out?"* "
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21-07-14, 11:54 AM
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Google: " Medieval helpdesk with English subtitles "
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24-07-14, 04:12 AM
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I cracked two jokes in the pub last night about Malaysian Airways.
The first got no response and the second crashed & burned.
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27-07-14, 12:06 PM
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.......the barman says 'I'm sorry we dont serve time travellers here'!!!
A time traveller walks onto a bar, and....... "Gas it w###a"......... |
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