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Old 11-08-14, 12:04 PM   #1051
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Oscar Pistorius has sacked his legal team and hired Celtic's instead,
as he has heard you can lose both legs and still win.
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Old 11-08-14, 12:46 PM   #1052
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Old 12-08-14, 10:50 PM   #1053
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Robin Williams found dead at his home...

Police suspect Arsen but I Doubtfire..
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Old 13-08-14, 12:58 AM   #1054
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Always thought Cliff was a Shadowy character
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Old 19-08-14, 07:31 PM   #1056
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Patient:"How long have I got, Doctor?".
Doctor:"Ten.".
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Old 04-09-14, 09:10 PM   #1058
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The latest polls show 1/2 of England supports Scotland voting yes on the referendum.....
Just so they can say "No, that is not legal tender!" to any visiting Scots.
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