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11-08-14, 12:04 PM | #1051 |
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Breaking News.................
Oscar Pistorius has sacked his legal team and hired Celtic's instead, as he has heard you can lose both legs and still win. |
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That guy has far too much time on his hands
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Robin Williams found dead at his home...
Police suspect Arsen but I Doubtfire..
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Always thought Cliff was a Shadowy character
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Patient:"How long have I got, Doctor?".
Doctor:"Ten.". Patient:"Ten what?". Doctor:"Nine.".
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The latest polls show 1/2 of England supports Scotland voting yes on the referendum.....
Just so they can say "No, that is not legal tender!" to any visiting Scots.
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