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Old 17-10-09, 05:52 PM   #101
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Oh God yes!

Actually had a funny little job the other night, had a blind man who got lost in a park with his guide dog (world's crappest Guide Dog if you ask me).

He had been lost for 8 hours and had managed to stray 20 miles from his home. He was drunk as a lord and stank to high heaven.

I offered to give his dog a lift home

(we actually took him home and I had the windows down all the way, dog smelt better than him)

Ohhhh how odd poor doggy bet he was so so tired ROFL

Some jobs are funny aint they ! I love it at times but drunk people are not my fav, gosh they stink and always throw up on me well on me boots anyway.

Anyway back on thread, my wine is yummy !! Got muchies now pizza in oven
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Old 17-10-09, 05:53 PM   #102
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I am not a police officer, if I was I would know better, but, from what I know they do have to prove intent otherwise it'll just be silly to do someone for having keys and a drink

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Old 17-10-09, 05:55 PM   #103
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I am not a police officer, if I was I would know better, but, from what I know they do have to prove intent otherwise it'll just be silly the do someone for having keys and a drink
If ya got the keys and in the motor with a belly full then ya being a silly billy !! VT and Woozle have no sympathy, but we would have a nice tube for you to blow in
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Old 17-10-09, 05:56 PM   #104
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Ok, I'm on it! Lets see who can get the drunkerest! lol
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Old 17-10-09, 05:57 PM   #105
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At least you have an excuse hehe!
i no, my posts NEVER make sense...
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Old 17-10-09, 05:57 PM   #106
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Ok, I'm on it! Lets see who can get the drunkerest! lol
Awww cool game how to we judge the winner
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Awww cool game how to we judge the winner

we need an external adjudicator!
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Old 17-10-09, 05:59 PM   #108
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last one to spew...wins!
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If ya got the keys and in the motor with a belly full then ya being a silly billy !! VT and Woozle have no sympathy, but we would have a nice tube for you to blow in
And maybe me too if your lucky!!
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Old 17-10-09, 05:59 PM   #110
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I am not going to win, I can't drink too much, I am a mega-light-weight now because I have lost loads of weight and don't drink much since I got my bike, so, lost my tolerence...
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