The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes - Page 11 - SV650.org

25-01-12, 09:12 PM

^ Brilliant

Paul the 6th · 26-01-12, 11:14 AM

My wife just called me.

She said, "The two kids want you to take them Bowling on Saturday, then afterwards they want you to take them to the cinema."

"It's either one or the other," I said, "otherwise it's too expensive."

"Okay," she replied. "Which one do you prefer?"

I said, "Simon"

Paul the 6th · 26-01-12, 11:15 AM

The Ku Klux Klan are bringing out a TV show of all their funniest home videos.

"You've Been Flamed" starts next Saturday on ITV1.

Paul the 6th · 26-01-12, 11:15 AM

To the tune of only fools and horses.

No income tax, no V.A.T. no premier points at man city, in the dock, looking pale, Harry Redknapp's going to jail.

mister c · 26-01-12, 03:41 PM

Another robbed off Facebook.

A blonde goes into a coffee shop and notices there's a "peel and win" sticker on her coffee cup.
So she peels it off and starts screaming, "I've won a motorhome! I've won a motorhome!"
The waitress says, "That's impossible. The biggest prize is a free Lunch.?"
But the blonde keeps on screaming, "I've won a motorhome!
I've won a motorhome!"
Finally, the manager comes over and says, "Ma'am, I'm sorry, but you're mistaken.
You couldn't have possibly won a motorhome because we didn't have that as a prize.
The blonde says, "No, it's not a mistake. I've won a motorhome!"
And she hands the ticket to the manager and HE reads...
-
--
-

(YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE THIS !!!!!! . I PROMISE !)

--
-
-

"W I N A B A G E L"

mister c · 26-01-12, 03:44 PM

My neighbour knocked on my door at 2:30am this morning,
can you believe that... 2:30am?!

Luckily for him I was still up playing my bagpipes. !

26-01-12, 03:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mister c

My neighbour knocked on my door at 2:30am this morning,
can you believe that... 2:30am?!

Luckily for him I was still up playing my bagpipes. !

That is funny

punyXpress · 26-01-12, 03:51 PM

Not if you live in Crewe.

Bluepete · 26-01-12, 04:36 PM

Really!

Pete

26-01-12, 04:42 PM

Africa Cup latest results:
Ghana 8 - Somalia didn't

25-01-12, 09:12 PM	#101
Bluefish Guest Posts: n/a	Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes ^ Brilliant

26-01-12, 11:14 AM	#102
Paul the 6th Member Mega Poster Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 4,790	Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes My wife just called me. She said, "The two kids want you to take them Bowling on Saturday, then afterwards they want you to take them to the cinema." "It's either one or the other," I said, "otherwise it's too expensive." "Okay," she replied. "Which one do you prefer?" I said, "Simon" __________________ RIP Reeder 20/07/1988 - 21/03/2012 - You were awesome Cbf600, sv650, sv1000, gsxr 750 srad, KTM adventure 950, gsxr 750 k1, gsxr 750 srad, fazer 1000, zx9r ninja..

26-01-12, 11:15 AM	#103
Paul the 6th Member Mega Poster Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 4,790	Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes The Ku Klux Klan are bringing out a TV show of all their funniest home videos. "You've Been Flamed" starts next Saturday on ITV1. __________________ RIP Reeder 20/07/1988 - 21/03/2012 - You were awesome Cbf600, sv650, sv1000, gsxr 750 srad, KTM adventure 950, gsxr 750 k1, gsxr 750 srad, fazer 1000, zx9r ninja..

26-01-12, 11:15 AM	#104
Paul the 6th Member Mega Poster Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 4,790	Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes To the tune of only fools and horses. No income tax, no V.A.T. no premier points at man city, in the dock, looking pale, Harry Redknapp's going to jail. __________________ RIP Reeder 20/07/1988 - 21/03/2012 - You were awesome Cbf600, sv650, sv1000, gsxr 750 srad, KTM adventure 950, gsxr 750 k1, gsxr 750 srad, fazer 1000, zx9r ninja..

26-01-12, 03:41 PM	#105
mister c Member Mega Poster Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Crewe, Cheshire Posts: 2,326	Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes Another robbed off Facebook. A blonde goes into a coffee shop and notices there's a "peel and win" sticker on her coffee cup. So she peels it off and starts screaming, "I've won a motorhome! I've won a motorhome!" The waitress says, "That's impossible. The biggest prize is a free Lunch.?" But the blonde keeps on screaming, "I've won a motorhome! I've won a motorhome!" Finally, the manager comes over and says, "Ma'am, I'm sorry, but you're mistaken. You couldn't have possibly won a motorhome because we didn't have that as a prize. The blonde says, "No, it's not a mistake. I've won a motorhome!" And she hands the ticket to the manager and HE reads... - -- - (YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE THIS !!!!!! . I PROMISE !) -- - - "W I N A B A G E L" __________________ Flickr: http://www.flickr.com/photos/croozenooze/ Facebook : https://www.facebook.com/colin.hughes.1213?ref=tn_tnmn Yoo Toob https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCjG...eMWUx4Ud2dK-yA

26-01-12, 03:44 PM	#106
mister c Member Mega Poster Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Crewe, Cheshire Posts: 2,326	Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes My neighbour knocked on my door at 2:30am this morning, can you believe that... 2:30am?! Luckily for him I was still up playing my bagpipes. ! __________________ Flickr: http://www.flickr.com/photos/croozenooze/ Facebook : https://www.facebook.com/colin.hughes.1213?ref=tn_tnmn Yoo Toob https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCjG...eMWUx4Ud2dK-yA

26-01-12, 03:51 PM	#108
punyXpress Member Mega Poster Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Riding, North Posts: 2,664	Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes Not if you live in Crewe. __________________ Was: K2 naked in rapid yellow - gone to a better? place Now: Street Triple R

26-01-12, 04:36 PM	#109
Bluepete Member Mega Poster Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Ex motorcyclist Posts: 1,961	Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes Really! Pete

26-01-12, 04:42 PM	#110
metalangel Guest Posts: n/a	Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes Africa Cup latest results: Ghana 8 - Somalia didn't

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