Gm Mega Thread

Originally Posted by rubberduckofdeath

Top shopping tips:

- Don't go unless you have to
- If you have to go, use an MP3 player
- Avoid contact with general public

never tried that. good idea.

i listen to my mp3 player when i'm running so i can pretend that there is no-one else around and so i can't hear what people say at me

Originally Posted by sarah

.... i ate LOADS of lunch.....

Me too, on the basis of "food shopping is even more costly when you're hungry"

So I eats me sandwiches, eats me crisps, and then has 2 pints of water. Off I go.....

Comes back with a boot full of stuff, more "office food" than you can shake a stick at, and £70 lighter!

Grr.

I think I've got a high metabolism.


Everyone else claims I have some kind of tapeworm. Since when has being hungry been a crime?!

Originally Posted by Law

fatty!

As everyone is divulging their shopping habits

I walked into town yesterday (won't try that again) and got myself

Bullet For My Valentine album
Zen Stone Plus player
Foxes Double chocolate Viennese biscuits
Bike mag (really sexy Italian naked Fireblade inside)

my last shopping trip was to sainsburys and was much quicker than usual. think it was because i got a basket and got a big bag of potatoes at the beginning so the basket was really heavy and uncomfortable to carry so i didn't bother wandering down half of the aisles.

i had curry for lunch then stole a chocolate bar and ate it

Originally Posted by ooger

Me too, on the basis of "food shopping is even more costly when you're hungry"

So I eats me sandwiches, eats me crisps, and then has 2 pints of water. Off I go.....

Comes back with a boot full of stuff, more "office food" than you can shake a stick at, and ?70 lighter!

Grr.

I think I've got a high metabolism.


Everyone else claims I have some kind of tapeworm. Since when has being hungry been a crime?!

You're going about it all wrong!

Starve yourself, eventually the stomach shrinks and you don't feel hungry anymore. When you do eat, you can't eat much cos your stomach's smaller...

I am considering boiling a ham for dinner this evening.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/food/recipes/da...am_71057.shtml

Originally Posted by Law

You're going about it all wrong!

Starve yourself, eventually the stomach shrinks and you don't feel hungry anymore. When you do eat, you can't eat much cos your stomach's smaller...

But being hungry makes me sad

Originally Posted by rubberduckofdeath

Top shopping tips:

- Don't go unless you have to
- If you have to go, use an MP3 player
- Avoid contact with general public

Avoiding the general public is nigh on impossible, people stopping in the middle of the isle as you come barreling down, children leaping out from all corners and slow OAP's creating a roadblock! ARGH!

And relax

What bike mag was this Law?

Originally Posted by ooger

have to empty your bags

meat

muck

Ummm

Originally Posted by sarah

never tried that. good idea.

i listen to my mp3 player when i'm running so i can pretend that there is no-one else around and so i can't hear what people say at me

I used my nephew's MP3 player yesterday to walk into town and straight pass this Oxfam chick that wanted to chat to me about her charity.

I also use it at work to ignore customers.