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Why when a sudden cloud burst occurs in a holiday resort, do people who are splashing about in the sea run out and cower under their towels?
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#103 |
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I am from German decent, but even my gran the German can't understand why all the krauts reserve there deckchairs at 5am with beach towels on holiday!!
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Is there a definitive method of extricating "oneself" from a swiftly closed trouser zip? The coarser pitch of the teeth to a jeans zip always means that if caught you are well and truly caught!
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Why is it when someone bumps into you, you say sorry?
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Yesterday in an elevator in a shopping centre in Malaga a man entered and greeted everyone present with a warm,"Buenas dias." He was looked at with incredulity. Does he not know that you NEVER speak to anyone that you share an elevator with?
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