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11-02-15, 04:51 PM
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Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes
Who says Americans don't understand irony???
It's like the opposite of wrinkly, right?
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11-02-15, 05:20 PM
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Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes
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16-02-15, 11:15 AM
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Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes
This wont last long:
What's he like? Never Lose Your Grandson! A heart-warming story My small grandson got lost in Sainsburys, he approached a uniformed security guard and said, "I've lost my grandpa!" "The guard asked, "What's he like?" The little devil hesitated for a moment and then replied, "Gordon's Gin and women with big tits."
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16-02-15, 11:19 AM
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Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes
Vegetarian .....red Indian for lousy hunter!!!
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18-02-15, 06:25 AM
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Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes
I had to go see my doctor today because I’m having an unusual problem.
I say to him, “I’ve got a problem, every time I finish mas******ing I sing the American national anthem”. The doctor said, “Don’t worry, a lot of w****rs sing that”.
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18-02-15, 10:36 PM
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Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes
I like it - A star spangled joke
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20-02-15, 06:03 AM
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Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes
As of 31 Jan. 2015, the word gullible has been removed from all dictionaries, both on-line and in print.
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20-02-15, 06:38 PM
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Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes
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20-02-15, 08:12 PM
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Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes
. . . from April 1st over here.
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24-02-15, 07:37 AM
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I had a chance to go to the Queen's Golden Jubilee last year but I didn't waste the time.
If I wanted to see an 88 year old woman sitting around for hours to be seen I would have gone to the nearest NHS hospital.
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