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02-06-15, 08:30 PM
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Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes
Somewhere in Ireland a teacher asks her class:
"Can anyone tell me the name of Robin Hood's girlfriend? " Young Paddy raises his hand and says "Trudy Glenn” Miss. "No Paddy ," says the teacher. "The answer is Maid Marion ". Young Paddy replies "But Miss, what about that song we used to sing," Wait for it . . . . . . “Robin Hood, Robin Hood riding Trudy Glenn”.
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Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes
Isn't the next line "with his band of men?"
She was a bit morally ambiguous, that Trudy.
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13-06-15, 08:06 PM
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Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes
I went round my mates farm the other day, and I found Dave in his barn dancing naked around his John Deere. "What the **** are you doing?" .
Dave stops dancing & says, "My wife has been ignoring me lately so I talked to my psychiatrist and he said I needed to do some thing sexy to a tractor."
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28-06-15, 06:37 AM
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28-06-15, 09:03 AM
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Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes
You and me both, Bill, except my 'ring of fire' isn't the front wheel & brake after the first 400 miles!
 Hope you're still making progress.
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Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes
I farted in front of my Jewish boss today. She didn't look impressed.
Since when has a little gas killed anyone.
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AAAAA CHHHOOOOO!!!
 
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