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Old 26-01-12, 06:09 PM   #121
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Apparently wrapping your c0k in a copy of the Beano while having a wank is not classed as Comic Relief
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Africa Cup update:
7st 9lb Ethiopian striker Nwabiduke Mbongo is reportedly upset after opposing fans began chanting "who ate all the flies? you fat b**tard you fat b**tard..."
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Old 27-01-12, 04:32 PM   #123
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A nurse finds a mental patient rubbing his c0k between two biscuits.
She asks 'what in gods name are you doing?'
The patient replies 'I'm f*cking crackers!'
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Old 27-01-12, 04:34 PM   #124
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Some dwarf has hidden microphones all round my house.



Little bugger!
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Old 27-01-12, 04:38 PM   #125
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The missus just said 'I bet you can't go one day without cracking a joke about my periods'

'You're on!' I said
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Old 27-01-12, 06:23 PM   #126
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Welcome the Comedy Club, the only place of SV650.org to post your own, your very own comedy stylings.

Usual rules apply. Keep it clean and play nice and enjoy the fun.

Please post your jokes and amusing videos here. Jokes posted anywhere else will be removed.

The thread will be purged regularly in a similar way to the mega thread.

Thanks Mods and Admins.

*Please note we are unable to provide any guarantee that posted material in this thread, will actually be funny
numberstech hasn't read this bit...is that irony? or funny? or neither? *awaits input*
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Old 27-01-12, 08:07 PM   #127
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numberstech hasn't read this bit...is that irony? or funny? or neither? *awaits input*
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Old 27-01-12, 08:47 PM   #128
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Ha, ha, clean jokes? What's one of them on this forum?
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Old 27-01-12, 08:51 PM   #129
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Ha, ha, clean jokes? What's one of them on this forum?
haha

I think we skirt a 18 rating at time
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Old 27-01-12, 08:51 PM   #130
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IMO------
If its funny it stays
If its just dirty and not funny its canned.
IMO------ in the jokes thread.
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