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01-05-09, 03:24 PM | #1291 |
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17th cousin? I heard that everyone in the UK was related to each other more closely than 13th cousin (not including recent immigrants), and if you look at it, 13th cousin is a bloomin distant relation. So 17th? That probably means he's more closely related to a chimpanzee.
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To quote Spike Milligan "the only way to stop a British soldier feeling randy is to load bromide into a 300lb shell and fire it at him from the waist down"
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Spike Milligan's war diaries = best war diaries ever. Funnier than Hitler's. "If Churchill ran a dress shop, he'd go out of business in a week"
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In 1980 the city of Detroit presented Saddam Hussein a key to the city.
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03-05-09, 01:17 AM | #1296 |
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Let him walk straight in the front door, why don't you.
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And they only have Ice to wipe their Butts on
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A kangaroo can't jump if its tail is off the ground
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SOoooooooooo ............ what about all those David Attenborough films we have seen where a Kanga is going flat out , 20 yard jumps , head forward and tail nowhere near the deck ?????? Or am I being particularly dense here and missing something ?
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